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Lord Shadow Z
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Originally posted by Darth Luke
thats a good one


cheers

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Lord Shadow Z
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Lando (ROTJ): Just a little higher! Just a little higher!

Vader (ROTJ): I have felt him, my master

Han (ESB): I'm gonna get closer to one of the big ones

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eleveninches
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Episode 6 (jabbas blue servent guy): Jabba the wanker

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Darth Luke
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is that really?


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eleveninches
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its when the crew is going to jabbas palace (he says it when he meets the droids, and i think he says it again when luke arrives). Jabba also says something like that about chewie when they meet in ep6

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" i have felt him, my master"
" strange that i have not"

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ep6:

C3po: "I never knew I had it in me"

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"Hey, point that thing someplace else"

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C3PO: "Mistress Leia"

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crAZRick
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Han, the porn director, to Luke Digler:
"Great shot, kid! One in a million!"

Leia, after a successful 'mission' ending in a grand explosion:
"I knew there was more to you than money.."

C3PO, after getting to know too much about Leia's liasons with Han:
"I'm not going in there..."


Han again, directing his principals in a complicated orgy scene:
"This one goes here, That one goes there..."

Han again, but to Chewy, rather than Leia... ohhhh Han:
"I'm trying to get us out of here, and you go and pull those apart..."


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Leia (ESB): Are you crazy? After what you did to Han...

Luke (ESB): I think you'll find I'm full of surprises

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leia: "into the garbage shoot, flyboy."

luke: "I got him."
han: "Great kid, dont get cocky."

leia: "They're coming through"

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"we'll get to work on him right away"

"i got one on my tail"

"get clear wedge, you cant do any more good back there"

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"luke, at that speed, are you sure you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"we'll stay back far enough to cover ya"

" i can see the tower, but i cant see the exhaust port"

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"hurry up luke, they're coming in much faster this time"


"hurry up luke" "wait!!!"

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"i have you now"


"you may fire when ready"


"you're all clear kid, now let's blow this joint and go home"

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"in time, you will learn to call me master!"

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Han (ROTJ): I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew

Vader (ROTJ): Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them

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"but how could they be jamming us if they dont know we're coming"

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Wedge an his filty mind...

"Look at the size of that thing"

"good shot red 2"

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