Ok Im a little bored and i have nothing else to do so this are some scenes that we will never see in a star wars film, mainly revenge of the sith.. I got :
Tribute to Pulp Fiction
Mace Windu: You're in this council but we do not own you the rank of master.
Anakin: What?
Mace Windu: Say "what" again mother *beep*
Obi-Wan: You turned to the Dark Side?! Aren't you proud to be a Jedi?
Anakin: It's shite being a Jedi! We're the lowest of the low! The scum of the f***ing Galaxy! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization! Some people hate the Sith. I don't! They're just wankers! We, on the other hand, have been deceived by w*nkers! Can't even find a decent culture to be deceived by! We're ruled by effete *rseholes! It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Obi! And all the fresh air on Naboo won't make any f***ing difference!
__________________ They stole me lucky charms... you know what to do laddie...
Burn them down!! The lot of them!!
Sidious: The asparagus blinds you Master Yoda, now you will experience the full flavour of the dark chocolate!
*Sidious offers Yoda some chocolate and he grabs it and it gobbles it up*
Sidious: I have been waiting for this moment for a very long time my little green cucumber, at last the chocolate is no more.
Yoda: Not if anything to say about it I do!
*Yoda pulls out another chocolate bar and offers it to Sidious, he accepts and they sit down on the floor, laughing and stuffing themselves with masses of chocolate*
Palpatine: Did I ever tell you about the Story of Gay lord Plagueis and his pussy Sith ways?
Anakin: No. (Anakin edges away from Palpatine)
Palpatine: I thought not it's not a story those f**kin Jedi wankers would tell you. It's some gay Sith Legend shit. Darth f**kin Plagueis was a dark pussy lord of the Sith. He was such a knob jockey he could even stop the ones he cared about from giving a shit! Of course he taught his apprentice all he knew about that Sith shit and his apprentice hit him over the head with a dildo, killed the f**ker straight away of course!
Anakin: Is it possible to buy this dildo?
Palpatine: (Palpatine puts his hand on Anakin's knee) Not from a Jedi
As Mace Windu holds his lightsabre to Sidious's throat:
Mace: And I will strike down with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my Jedi brothers and sisters. And you will know my name is Mace Windu, for I lay my vengence upon thee!
Choose the Light Side. Choose the Force. Choose a Master. Choose a lightsaber. Choose a f**king big starfighter, Choose utility belts, stupid braids, compact holo players, and electrical underwater breathers. Choose meditation, concentration and compassion. Choose fixed-interest R2 units. Choose a Jedi temple. Choose your friends. Choose leather wear and matching glove. Choose a three piece robe on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose Y.O.D.A. and wondering who the f**k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose leaning on that Naboo railing watching Padmé utter mind-numbing spirit-crushing bad lines, stuffing f**king junk into your ears. Choose burning away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable lava pool, nothing more than an embarrasment to the selfish, f**ked-up twin brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose the Light Side...
But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I chose not to choose the Light Side: I chose something else.
And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got the Dark Side?
__________________ They stole me lucky charms... you know what to do laddie...
Burn them down!! The lot of them!!
KMC Community Forums
Jun 6th, 2005 02:44 PM
They stole me lucky charms... you know what to do laddie...
