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Sexually Explicit Star Wars Quotes.
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eleveninches
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"okay. Han, you put those on him"

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eleveninches
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"queen amidala is young and naive. You will find that colntrolling her will not be difficult"

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DarkAge
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"It didn't go in, just impacted on the surface."


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"I realised that there was this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid... ever."
"We don't have to win, we just have to fight."
"There is no way to peace, peace is the way."
"Be yourself. Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."

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Ripe
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OMFG!!

ive seen all these before but for some reason when you guys quote them one by one and after seeing ep3...I AM ON THE FLOOR IN HYSTERICS!!! LOL

thanks for the laughs fellas!!

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SixOfTwelve
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OK, prequel trilogy, but here we go:

- "Again you come before us, your highness."

- "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."

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The x wing pilot in ROTJ

"She Gonna Blow!"


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Praylu
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by SixOfTwelve
- "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."


laughing out loud


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Sparks
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I did this same thread on the original Star Wars Galaxies forum. I love it.

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eleveninches
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"this time we'll do it together"

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BIGGS- " Sir , luke is the best bush pilot in the outer rim territories!"

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eleveninches
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Cant remember the exact quote, but its from epidode 3, when obiwan talks about the "outer rim sieges"

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkAge
"Into the garbage shoot, fly boy."



"Into the garbage shoot, fly boy."

Priceless...........as your digested over the course of a thousand years!!! LMAO laughing out loud


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Red Superfly
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"In you must go" Yoda ESB

"We would be honoured, if you would join us" Vader ESB

"Hahaha told you they'd do it!" Lando ROTJ

"He will not be permanantly damaged" Vader ESB

"Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for......sister........" Vader ROTJ

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tpaquin
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I can't believe I haven't seen this one here, yet.

Red Leader-->"It came from behind!"


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can you reach my lightsaber han?


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Obi-OneManShow
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Slightly off-topic... (so sue me)


Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms for Masturbation
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15> Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon

14> Grooming the Wookie

13> Making the Kessel Run

12> Polishing Vader's Helmet

11> Evacuating Hoth

10> Unsheathing the Meatsaber

9> Releasing the Special Edition

8> Jumping to Delight Speed

7> Communicating with Red Leader

6> Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo

5> Tinkering with the R2 Unit

4> Manually Targeting the Rebel Base

3> Performing the Jedi Hand Trick

2> Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

and the #1 Star Wars Euphemism for Masturbation...

1> Test Firing the Death Star


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Burn them down!! The lot of them!!

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Obi-OneManShow
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Top 25 Star Wars "Pants" Lines
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1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

2. You are unwise to lower your pants.

3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.

7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!

21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

23. "Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive."

24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.


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They stole me lucky charms... you know what to do laddie...

Burn them down!! The lot of them!!

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eleveninches
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Yoda: Cum, good food.

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JesuseyGoodness
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from the original release of ANW:

"Whats this thing, looks like a handle. It pops out?


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JesuseyGoodness: Blessing and Kicking ass since 1 A.D.

The Trio of Fire lives!!!!! However the flame may filcker, it's light will guide the world!

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ESB:
C3po: Captin, turn it, canptian, turn it!


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JesuseyGoodness: Blessing and Kicking ass since 1 A.D.

The Trio of Fire lives!!!!! However the flame may filcker, it's light will guide the world!

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