Registered: May 2005
Location: .::The Anti-Fanboy Confederation::.
Ah...well. Thank you for the applause.
I just go on...
Beginning of TPM:
CAPTAIN : With all due respect for the Trade Federation, the Ambassodors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately.
NUTE GUNRAY: Yes, yes, of coarse...ahhh...as you know, our blockade is perfectly legal, except that great amount of dope, crack, heroin, porn movies, hookers and stuff like that lying around here. Well...wait a second until we cleaned the place.
OBI-WAN : I have a bad feeling about this.
QUI-GON : I don't sense anything.
OBI-WAN : Of course you do not, you stupid old fool. I guess just because of your stupidity the Sith will return for the single reason to kick your senile a$$ over the place.
Destroyer droids movin in:
OBI-WAN : They have shield generators!
QUI-GON : Oh ? Yes ? I nearly didn't see that ****ing balls of blue energy surrounding them, you ****ing genious !
Qui-Gon meeting Jar Jar:
QUI-GON : Are you brainless? You almost got us killed!
JAR JAR : I spake.
QUI-GON: Yeah, right. Try that again after having me kicked the goddamn teeth out of your mouth.
Qui-Gon and Jar Jar meeting Obi-Wan:
QUI-GON : You hear that?
JAR JAR shakes his head yes.
QUI-GON : That's the sound of a thousand terrible things heading
OBI-WAN : And can you see that ?
OBI-WAN makes a fist holding it in front of Jar Jars eyes.
OBI-WAN : That's the look of the thing that will crush you, grind you into little pieces and blast you into oblivion !
Talking to Boss Nass:
OBI-WAN : You and the Naboo form a symbiont circle. What happens to noe of you will affect the other. You must understand this.
BOSS NASS : Wesa wish no nutten in yousa tings, outlaunder, and wesa no care-n about da Naboo except da Naboos girls we woulda like ta **** with.
Sidious introducing Darth Maul:
DARTH SIDIOUS : ...Viceroy, this is my apprentice. Lord Maul. Lord MAUL ! M - A - U - L ! Did you get that you bad excuses for intelligent life forms. Just to check it...what is his name ?
NUTE GUNRAY: Erm...erm...Mmm...Mmmm....Mmmmaaaa...Mmmaaa....Mmmaaaauuu...Maaaaauuul ?
DARTH SIDIOUS: Great. A smart one... He will find your lost ship.
NUTE GUNRAY: What ship ?
DARTH SIDIOUS: This day is getting looooooooong...
Entering Wattos shop on Tatooine:
WATTO : (subtitled) Hi chuba da naga? (What do you want?)
QUI-GON : I don't speak your ****ing language but since I don't care about what you say you can just give me some parts for a J-type 327 Nubian, idiot !
ANAKIN : Are you an angel ?
PADME : Are you on drugs ?
ANAKIN : I am a person! My name is Anakin.
PADME : Yeah...just keep telling that to yourself until you believe it, you wise guy.
ANAKIN showing C3-PO to PADME:
ANAKIN : Isn't he great?! He's not finished yet.
PADME : He's wonderful!
ANAKIN : Watch ! He is just lying on a bed ! A B-E-D ! Do you know what I think ?
PADME: That's discusting.
ANAKIN: Come on, hot mama !
PADME: Ohhhh....this terrible headache...too bad...sorry Annie.
Maul reporting to Sidious:
DARTH MAUL : Tatooine is sparsely populated. If the trace was correct, I will find them quickly, Master.
DARTH SIDIOUS: Now stop joking, idiot. You can't even find snow on the planet Hoth.
Qui-Gon talking to Anakin:
ANAKIN: You have a lightsaber !
QUI-GON : Perhaps I killed a Jedi and stole it from him.
ANAKIN : I don't think so... No one can kill a Jedi Knight.
QUI-GON : Do you want to bet on that thing ? I'm getting killed in less than 60 minutes !
Looking at the stars:
ANAKIN : There are so many! Do they all have a system of planets?
QUI-GON : Most of them.
ANAKIN : I want to destroy them all. Trillions of dead people. Genocide. Gnihihihihi.
QUI-GON: STFU, punk !
QUI-GON : Make an analysis of this blood sample I'm sending you.
OBI-WAN : Wait a minute...You can't send a ****ing blood sample through a comlink !
QUI-GON : Of course I can...I'm the master here.
OBI-WAN : All right. I've got it.
"Step aside before I push you to the ground and go to the bathroom on you."
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Upper Hell: the Incontinent
Qui gon: republic credits will do fine *waves hand*
Watto: no they wont! im a toyderian mind tricks dont work on me...only lightsabers..
Qui Gon: well in that case *ignites lightsaber*
Here’s to my love! O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
Jabba: If you say sorry I'll kill fast. If you don't that sh*thole down there will eat you for 35436156161658168461656468468468 years
Yoda: for 900 years jedis I've trained
Luke: haha! ... get outta here you senile f@rt
Han: Yes? (brow raised)
Leia: I also shagged the little bear while lost in the woods
Rancor Beast: Are you mad you f*ckin worm sh1t? He's a jedi. I'll be dead in less than a minute with that spiked gate falling in me head. Ya want him dead? Come kill yer self ya worthless piece of sh1t
Anakin: I'm twice more powerful than the last time we met, count
anakin: means this time I'll kill you
anakin: FOR F*CK SAKE. I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS. HE'S SENILE GL
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
Empire Strikes Back
Vader: Luke, Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!!
Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke: WHAT!? (Holds up his arm with the missing hand) You don't know this right now but I'm flicking you off!!