yoda:smoke weed against the jedi code is not
yoda:huff:huff:come general grevase weed we smoke
greves:yes :huff:huff:
yoda: and bring stash u must! :huff:huff:
Registered: May 2005
Location: .::The Anti-Fanboy Confederation::.
Ah...well. Thank you for the applause.
I just go on...
Beginning of TPM:
CAPTAIN : With all due respect for the Trade Federation, the Ambassodors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately.
NUTE GUNRAY: Yes, yes, of coarse...ahhh...as you know, our blockade is perfectly legal, except that great amount of dope, crack, heroin, porn movies, hookers and stuff like that lying around here. Well...wait a second until we cleaned the place.
OBI-WAN : I have a bad feeling about this.
QUI-GON : I don't sense anything.
OBI-WAN : Of course you do not, you stupid old fool. I guess just because of your stupidity the Sith will return for the single reason to kick your senile a$$ over the place.
Destroyer droids movin in:
OBI-WAN : They have shield generators!
QUI-GON : Oh ? Yes ? I nearly didn't see that ****ing balls of blue energy surrounding them, you ****ing genious !
Qui-Gon meeting Jar Jar:
QUI-GON : Are you brainless? You almost got us killed!
JAR JAR : I spake.
QUI-GON: Yeah, right. Try that again after having me kicked the goddamn teeth out of your mouth.
Qui-Gon and Jar Jar meeting Obi-Wan:
QUI-GON : You hear that?
JAR JAR shakes his head yes.
QUI-GON : That's the sound of a thousand terrible things heading
this way...
OBI-WAN : And can you see that ?
OBI-WAN makes a fist holding it in front of Jar Jars eyes.
OBI-WAN : That's the look of the thing that will crush you, grind you into little pieces and blast you into oblivion !
Talking to Boss Nass:
OBI-WAN : You and the Naboo form a symbiont circle. What happens to noe of you will affect the other. You must understand this.
BOSS NASS : Wesa wish no nutten in yousa tings, outlaunder, and wesa no care-n about da Naboo except da Naboos girls we woulda like ta **** with.
Sidious introducing Darth Maul:
DARTH SIDIOUS : ...Viceroy, this is my apprentice. Lord Maul. Lord MAUL ! M - A - U - L ! Did you get that you bad excuses for intelligent life forms. Just to check it...what is his name ?
NUTE GUNRAY: Erm...erm...Mmm...Mmmm....Mmmmaaaa...Mmmaaa....Mmmaaaauuu...Maaaaauuul ?
DARTH SIDIOUS: Great. A smart one... He will find your lost ship.
NUTE GUNRAY: What ship ?
DARTH SIDIOUS: This day is getting looooooooong...
Entering Wattos shop on Tatooine:
WATTO : (subtitled) Hi chuba da naga? (What do you want?)
QUI-GON : I don't speak your ****ing language but since I don't care about what you say you can just give me some parts for a J-type 327 Nubian, idiot !
ANAKIN : Are you an angel ?
PADME : Are you on drugs ?
ANAKIN : I am a person! My name is Anakin.
PADME : Yeah...just keep telling that to yourself until you believe it, you wise guy.
ANAKIN showing C3-PO to PADME:
ANAKIN : Isn't he great?! He's not finished yet.
PADME : He's wonderful!
ANAKIN : Watch ! He is just lying on a bed ! A B-E-D ! Do you know what I think ?
PADME: That's discusting.
ANAKIN: Come on, hot mama !
PADME: Ohhhh....this terrible headache...too bad...sorry Annie.
Maul reporting to Sidious:
DARTH MAUL : Tatooine is sparsely populated. If the trace was correct, I will find them quickly, Master.
DARTH SIDIOUS: Now stop joking, idiot. You can't even find snow on the planet Hoth.
Qui-Gon talking to Anakin:
ANAKIN: You have a lightsaber !
QUI-GON : Perhaps I killed a Jedi and stole it from him.
ANAKIN : I don't think so... No one can kill a Jedi Knight.
QUI-GON : Do you want to bet on that thing ? I'm getting killed in less than 60 minutes !
Looking at the stars:
ANAKIN : There are so many! Do they all have a system of planets?
QUI-GON : Most of them.
ANAKIN : I want to destroy them all. Trillions of dead people. Genocide. Gnihihihihi.
QUI-GON: STFU, punk !
QUI-GON : Make an analysis of this blood sample I'm sending you.
OBI-WAN : Wait a minute...You can't send a ****ing blood sample through a comlink !
QUI-GON : Of course I can...I'm the master here.
OBI-WAN : All right. I've got it.
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"Step aside before I push you to the ground and go to the bathroom on you."
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Upper Hell: the Incontinent
Qui gon: republic credits will do fine *waves hand*
Watto: no they wont! im a toyderian mind tricks dont work on me...only lightsabers..
Qui Gon: well in that case *ignites lightsaber*
Watto: oh....shit!
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Here’s to my love! O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
Jabba: If you say sorry I'll kill fast. If you don't that sh*thole down there will eat you for 35436156161658168461656468468468 years
Han: Okey
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Yoda: for 900 years jedis I've trained
Luke: haha! ... get outta here you senile f@rt
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Leia: Han...
Han: Yes? (brow raised)
Leia: I also shagged the little bear while lost in the woods
Han: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Rancor Beast: Are you mad you f*ckin worm sh1t? He's a jedi. I'll be dead in less than a minute with that spiked gate falling in me head. Ya want him dead? Come kill yer self ya worthless piece of sh1t
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Anakin: I'm twice more powerful than the last time we met, count
Dooku: so?
anakin: means this time I'll kill you
Dooku: so?
anakin: FOR F*CK SAKE. I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS. HE'S SENILE GL
Dooku: so?
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: You can't resist the Shricken...
Owen; Luke get your a$$ uot here right now, quit monkeying around with that damn landspeeder, whera are thore two droide I asked you to clean boy?!...did you clean your room?!
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The above image is not of Cyrax doing the "Charleston". It is of Deadpool disguised as Cyrax and mocking him by doing the "Charleston". That's just what he does...
Registered: May 2005
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
Anakin:I should think before I act
__________________ The whole world trembles in fear before my awesome unholy army of garden gnomes soon we will rule the world and from there...home depot!!!
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
Empire Strikes Back
Vader: Luke, Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!!
Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke: WHAT!? (Holds up his arm with the missing hand) You don't know this right now but I'm flicking you off!!
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: You can't resist the Shricken...
Palpatine and Gunray; why can't we do nude scenes?!
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The above image is not of Cyrax doing the "Charleston". It is of Deadpool disguised as Cyrax and mocking him by doing the "Charleston". That's just what he does...
Jul 20th, 2005 10:16 PM
...Thrust...Thrust....Thrust...Would you like my sex?
