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Pablo G
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Extreme Crude Sex Joke
OK this joke is really crude and I wouldn't be surprised if this thread gets moved so I'll put it in spoiler.
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: A little kid sees his dad and the maid having sex and then goes to his mom and says: Mommy I saw dad and the maid kissing a lot and then he grabbed her boobs and took her panties off and then he put his..
The mom quickly interrupts him and says: Timmy save that and when his family comes for dinner next week tell that to them.
The week arrives and the family are having dinner and the kid starts saying: saw dad and the maid kissing a lot and then he grabbed her boobs and took her panties off and then he put his... his... I can't remember the name. Mom,what's that thing I saw you sucking to the cook the other day ?
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:07 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
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pretty good.
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:11 AM |
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Tied Hiker
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not bad. Here's one.
How do you know for sure that your girlfreind is having an orgasm?
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:37 AM |
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LanceWindu
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You're cars in her driveway.
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:38 AM |
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Tied Hiker
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Yeah, did I tell that one last night?
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:40 AM |
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LanceWindu
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:41 AM |
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Cemetry Slut
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Not bad joke 
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:41 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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