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DeNiro
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ur ma ma is so

fat...she jumped out of a plane with a yellow suit on and everyone thought it was dooms day cause the sun was folling

she is so stupid she put her head in the micro wave to get a hot idea

ok add on

Oct 21st, 2003 02:19 AM

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The Force
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uh oh, classic momma joke comin...

Your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow, and skittles popped out. big grin

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Oct 21st, 2003 02:20 AM

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113
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Your momma is so dumb she tried to spell her name with skittles

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Oct 21st, 2003 02:23 AM

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113
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yo mama is so fat when she lays on the beach greenpeace tries to roll her back in the ocean.

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Oct 21st, 2003 02:25 AM

NTonks
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Your momma is so dumb she tried to spell her name with skittles

m&m's would work though big grin

lol

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Oct 21st, 2003 02:26 AM

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Tptmanno1
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Yo momma soo fat her blood type is HERSHEY

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Oct 21st, 2003 02:28 AM

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rudester
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Originally posted by 113
yo mama is so fat when she lays on the beach greenpeace tries to roll her back in the ocean.

lol

Apr 6th, 2012 07:07 AM

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rudester
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Yo mama is so old she knew burger king when he was still a prince

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Apr 6th, 2012 07:11 AM

Robtard
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Yo mother is so poor, she can't afford stuff.

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Apr 6th, 2012 03:11 PM

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you get thorns
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Yo momma so fat..........after sex I roll over twice and I am still on her.

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Apr 6th, 2012 06:35 PM

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K J H
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yo momma so fat ... she got in a monster truck & made it a lowrider

Apr 6th, 2012 07:32 PM

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Robtard
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Your mother is so fat, she's in the upper risk category for heart disease.

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Apr 6th, 2012 11:56 PM

dadudemon
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Originally posted by Robtard
Your mother is so fat, she's in the upper risk category for heart disease.

This is how doctors, at medical presentations, insult each other.

Here's mine:

yo momma so fat ... she got in a monster low rider & made it a truck.

laughing

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