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dave123
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scary movie 3 / Matrix
i know the title is miss-leading, but its matrix related...
is there anyone with a decent host, to host the Architect parody from SM3? moderators, please leave this thread up until i have some volunteers.....
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Oct 29th, 2003 05:38 PM |
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furryman
honky
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coooooool  cant wait  ASK HEEM!!
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Oct 29th, 2003 05:45 PM |
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Noola
Restricted
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I hear that the Scary Movie Architect has to use a thesaurus
That's NOTHING compared to something I saw in SFX magazine though - it was a mock newspaper ad: "Not speaking enough bollocks? Then the Architect can help! John from Surry said: "All I used to talk about was football; now I can clear a pub in five minutes!" PLUS - prove you're the one and you'll get 30 minutes of balderdash - absolutely free!" 
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I bid a fond farewell to you all; for despite my sincerest efforts, I have ultimately been consigned to that infinite and permanent void known only as OBLIVION
Fear not, however! For although I may be gone, my memory lives on through my second profile, "Ahnold", the great governor of califohrnia!
In truth, I was not as tough as "Ahnold", and not as cool as "Gus" {profile no. 3}; but dammit, I can at least be proud that I had the weirdest name of all three...
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Oct 29th, 2003 06:17 PM |
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dave123
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he does gets a thesaurus out
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Oct 29th, 2003 06:23 PM |
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smith_virus
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The Will Ferrel MTV parody is much funnier. I would have expected more from George Carlin...
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Oct 29th, 2003 07:28 PM |
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S_D_J
Bane
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i haven' seen it yet
is it good? (SM3)
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Oct 29th, 2003 09:47 PM |
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dave123
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yeah, the mtv parody is better than the SM3 one
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Oct 29th, 2003 09:51 PM |
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JediHDM
Jedi of the Matrix
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I LOVE YOU MORPHEUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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Oct 29th, 2003 11:01 PM |
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furryman
honky
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 i havent seen it yet
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Oct 29th, 2003 11:03 PM |
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dragonpisces272
got coffee?
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haha...yeah Jedi, I hecka laughed at Andy fer that, and he's all dancing with these rave sticks crazy - I love you morpheuuussss!!
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Oct 29th, 2003 11:09 PM |
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JediHDM
Jedi of the Matrix
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Andy: What can we expect at this orgy?
Morpheus: Machines!!
Sean: SOunds kinda kinky...
Andy: Bring plenty o' lube!!
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Oct 29th, 2003 11:15 PM |
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dragonpisces272
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I couldnt stop laughing
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Oct 29th, 2003 11:17 PM |
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TH3_0N3
CHOSEN ONE
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what do expect at this orgy MACHINEESSSS! oh yes!
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Oct 30th, 2003 01:36 AM |
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TH3_0N3
CHOSEN ONE
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that was so funny !
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Oct 30th, 2003 01:37 AM |
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The Unknown
Anomaly
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Neo: Who are you?
Justin: Yeah, who are you?
Architect: I am the Architect. But, please, call me Larry.
Sean: Hey, Larry
Justin: Larry.
Architect: I created the Matrix... and several popular video games including Q*Bert and Dick Duck
Justin: Remember that?
Sean: Yeah.
Architect: I didn’t create Frogger. However, I came up with the name "Frogger." Can you believe they were going to call it "Highway Crossing Frog"?
Sean: That is so lame
Architect: I know, it’s the lamest thing I’ve ever heard of... “Highway Crossing Frog”...
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-The Architect AKA Larry
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Oct 30th, 2003 11:29 PM |
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forumcrew
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the scary movie 3 parody was done crappy
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Oct 31st, 2003 12:52 AM |
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The Unknown
Anomaly
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But it was funny.
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"The MTV Movie Awards are a systemic anomaly inherent to the programming of the Matrix. Although the transport process has altered your consciousness, you irrevocably remain human. Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis... You know what? I have no idea what the hell I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."
-The Architect AKA Larry
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Oct 31st, 2003 04:03 AM |
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StinkFist462
Your Mom
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larry:ergo vis a vis concordetedly... by the way, I have no i dea what the hell I'm saying, I just thought it would make me sound cool.
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Oct 31st, 2003 05:15 AM |
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dragonpisces272
got coffee?
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Oct 31st, 2003 10:00 AM |
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The Unknown
Anomaly
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Uh... I already put that... read my signature.
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"The MTV Movie Awards are a systemic anomaly inherent to the programming of the Matrix. Although the transport process has altered your consciousness, you irrevocably remain human. Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis... You know what? I have no idea what the hell I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."
-The Architect AKA Larry
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