KillerMovies - Movies That Matter!

REGISTER HERE TO JOIN IN! - It's easy and it's free!
Home » Community » The Off-Topic Forum » a government agent tried to kill my girlfriend.

a government agent tried to kill my girlfriend.
Started by: ScarletSpeed

Forum Jump:
Post New Thread    Post A Reply
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread
Dyno
Authority

Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow

a government agent tried to kill my girlfriend.

He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute, no expression sad


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened no expression

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.


__________________


Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:08 PM
Dyno is currently offline Click here to Send Dyno a Private Message Find more posts by Dyno Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
FoxMeister
Tank

Gender: Male
Location:

Now this... sounds like the ****in truth and nothing but

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:08 PM
FoxMeister is currently offline Click here to Send FoxMeister a Private Message Find more posts by FoxMeister Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Dyno
Authority

Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow

indeed, I had never been so scared in my life,


did I mention that my girlfriend is 11 and wears a training bra?



it's a good thing


__________________


Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:09 PM
Dyno is currently offline Click here to Send Dyno a Private Message Find more posts by Dyno Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
@stroFan
SMUDGE

Gender: Male
Location: Spring Texas

Re: a government agent tried to kill my girlfriend.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute, no expression sad


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened no expression

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.



You always seem like the last one on all the thread bandwagons. laughing


__________________


Made by da Piggle diggle Humsy.

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:10 PM
@stroFan is currently offline Click here to Send @stroFan a Private Message Find more posts by @stroFan Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Agent White
No title since 2009-07-25

Gender: Male
Location: QkFTRTY0Tk9XV09PVA==

Was the government agent me, Agent White?

Good job at imitating Mr. Rhysode.


__________________


"I'm not crazy! Don't call me crazy! I'm just not user-friendly!"

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:10 PM
Agent White is currently offline Click here to Send Agent White a Private Message Find more posts by Agent White Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Neo Darkhalen
Mission zero

Gender: Male
Location:

Everyones out to kill the scottish.

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:10 PM
Neo Darkhalen is currently offline Click here to Send Neo Darkhalen a Private Message Find more posts by Neo Darkhalen Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Dyno
Authority

Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow

quote: (post)
Originally posted by The j0keR
You always seem like the last one on all the thread bandwagons. laughing


what ?

I was on the first page of that thread...


infact, it was me that pointed it out that it was utter bullshit laughing


__________________


Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:12 PM
Dyno is currently offline Click here to Send Dyno a Private Message Find more posts by Dyno Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
@stroFan
SMUDGE

Gender: Male
Location: Spring Texas

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
what ?

I was on the first page of that thread...


infact, it was me that pointed it out that it was utter bullshit laughing



I mean with the copycat threads, piggle beat you by a couple hours. stick out tongue


__________________


Made by da Piggle diggle Humsy.

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:18 PM
@stroFan is currently offline Click here to Send @stroFan a Private Message Find more posts by @stroFan Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Dyno
Authority

Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow

aww, yeah but piggles copycat one was from that other thread when he said he was fooling around with his underage girlfriend...

mine was a copycat thread of the daterape stick out tongue


__________________


Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:19 PM
Dyno is currently offline Click here to Send Dyno a Private Message Find more posts by Dyno Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life

Gender: Female
Location: Location, Location

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute, no expression sad


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened no expression

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.


omg are you ok?
that must of been so scary for you

Also, Thank you for telling us.


__________________


..T H I N K I N G.. ..B E E A N.

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:20 PM
Piggle Humsy is currently offline Click here to Send Piggle Humsy a Private Message Find more posts by Piggle Humsy Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Dyno
Authority

Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
omg are you ok?
that must of been so scary for you

Also, Thank you for telling us.



No problem what so ever, I just came straight here to tell you guys, I'm just glad I have such great friends to get me through this ordeal sadsmile


__________________


Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:21 PM
Dyno is currently offline Click here to Send Dyno a Private Message Find more posts by Dyno Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life

Gender: Female
Location: Location, Location

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
No problem what so ever, I just came straight here to tell you guys, I'm just glad I have such great friends to get me through this ordeal sadsmile


we're all here for you


__________________


..T H I N K I N G.. ..B E E A N.

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:23 PM
Piggle Humsy is currently offline Click here to Send Piggle Humsy a Private Message Find more posts by Piggle Humsy Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Rogue Jedi
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage

Account Restricted

You believe in the Easter bunny


__________________

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:24 PM
Rogue Jedi is currently offline Click here to Send Rogue Jedi a Private Message Find more posts by Rogue Jedi Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Mairuzu
Old School Cool

Gender: Male
Location: The bellies

An government agent tried to kill my girlfriend as well, but he was an ALIEN government agent...

im too shocked right now to go into detail.. i dont think its the right time

but believe me... its happening... prepare yourselves


__________________


TGFwashere

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:31 PM
Mairuzu is currently offline Click here to Send Mairuzu a Private Message Find more posts by Mairuzu Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Dyno
Authority

Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mairuzu
An government agent tried to kill my girlfriend as well, but he was an ALIEN government agent...

im too shocked right now to go into detail.. i dont think its the right time

but believe me... its happening... prepare yourselves



oh my, I smell bullshit smile laughing


__________________


Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:33 PM
Dyno is currently offline Click here to Send Dyno a Private Message Find more posts by Dyno Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius

Gender: Male
Location: The Transmogrifier

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute, no expression sad


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened no expression

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.
I'm so glad that the first thing you did was come on here to tell us Your girlfriend, who must be superhot for 11, will be in my prayers


__________________

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:43 PM
Strangelove is currently offline Click here to Send Strangelove a Private Message Find more posts by Strangelove Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life

Gender: Female
Location: Location, Location

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm so glad that the first thing you did was come on here to tell us Your girlfriend, who must be superhot for 11, will be in my prayers



__________________


..T H I N K I N G.. ..B E E A N.

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:45 PM
Piggle Humsy is currently offline Click here to Send Piggle Humsy a Private Message Find more posts by Piggle Humsy Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Dyno
Authority

Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm so glad that the first thing you did was come on here to tell us Your girlfriend, who must be superhot for 11, will be in my prayers



she has nipples smile


__________________


Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:48 PM
Dyno is currently offline Click here to Send Dyno a Private Message Find more posts by Dyno Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Ax3l
Dream Finder

Gender: Male
Location: Imagination Pavilion

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
she has nipples smile
Most female dogs do.


__________________


One little spark...

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 09:51 PM
Ax3l is currently offline Click here to Send Ax3l a Private Message Find more posts by Ax3l Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Kelly_Bean
Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Gender: Female
Location: Mars

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute, no expression sad


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened no expression

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

WTF? mad That's why Superman stormed out of the room without giving reason!


__________________

Old Post Aug 25th, 2008 10:08 PM
Kelly_Bean is currently offline Click here to Send Kelly_Bean a Private Message Find more posts by Kelly_Bean Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
All times are UTC. The time now is 03:47 PM.
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread

Home » Community » The Off-Topic Forum » a government agent tried to kill my girlfriend.

Email this Page
Subscribe to this Thread
   Post New Thread  Post A Reply

Forum Jump:
Search by user:
 

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is OFF
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON

Text-only version
 

< - KillerMovies.com - Forum Archive - Forum Rules >


© Copyright 2000-2006, KillerMovies.com. All Rights Reserved.
Powered by: vBulletin, copyright ©2000-2006, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.