Dyno
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a government agent tried to kill my girlfriend.
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute,
I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.
I have never been so frightened
I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.
but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:08 PM
FoxMeister
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Now this... sounds like the ****in truth and nothing but
Aug 25th, 2008 09:08 PM
Dyno
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Gender: Male Location: Glasgow
indeed, I had never been so scared in my life,
did I mention that my girlfriend is 11 and wears a training bra?
it's a good thing
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:09 PM
Agent White
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Was the government agent me, Agent White?
Good job at imitating Mr. Rhysode.
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:10 PM
Neo Darkhalen
Mission zero
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Everyones out to kill the scottish.
Aug 25th, 2008 09:10 PM
Dyno
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The j0keR
You always seem like the last one on all the thread bandwagons.
what ?
I was on the first page of that thread...
infact, it was me that pointed it out that it was utter bullshit
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:12 PM
@stroFan
SMUDGE
Gender: Male Location: Spring Texas
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
what ?
I was on the first page of that thread...
infact, it was me that pointed it out that it was utter bullshit
I mean with the copycat threads, piggle beat you by a couple hours.
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:18 PM
Dyno
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aww, yeah but piggles copycat one was from that other thread when he said he was fooling around with his underage girlfriend...
mine was a copycat thread of the daterape
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:19 PM
Dyno
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Gender: Male Location: Glasgow
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
omg are you ok?
that must of been so scary for you
Also, Thank you for telling us.
No problem what so ever, I just came straight here to tell you guys, I'm just glad I have such great friends to get me through this ordeal
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:21 PM
Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life
Gender: Female Location: Location, Location
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
No problem what so ever, I just came straight here to tell you guys, I'm just glad I have such great friends to get me through this ordeal
we're all here for you
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:23 PM
Rogue Jedi
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Gender: Male Location: On my way to the Cage
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You believe in the Easter bunny
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:24 PM
Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male Location: The bellies
An government agent tried to kill my girlfriend as well, but he was an ALIEN government agent...
im too shocked right now to go into detail.. i dont think its the right time
but believe me... its happening... prepare yourselves
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:31 PM
Dyno
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Gender: Male Location: Glasgow
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mairuzu
An government agent tried to kill my girlfriend as well, but he was an ALIEN government agent...
im too shocked right now to go into detail.. i dont think its the right time
but believe me... its happening... prepare yourselves
oh my, I smell bullshit
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:33 PM
Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life
Gender: Female Location: Location, Location
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm so glad that the first thing you did was come on here to tell us Your girlfriend, who must be superhot for 11, will be in my prayers
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:45 PM
Dyno
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Gender: Male Location: Glasgow
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm so glad that the first thing you did was come on here to tell us Your girlfriend, who must be superhot for 11, will be in my prayers
she has nipples
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:48 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
she has nipples Most female dogs do.
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Aug 25th, 2008 09:51 PM
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