What if? The Government gave Lois Lane the chair for drug trafficing?
This is just a a joke post. But what would Superman do, if Lois Lane was dealing crack and she got snagged by the Government and the Bush gave her the chair and fried her lifeless. Post anything I'am just wondering what other people think about something nuts like this.
Would Superman go after The Government if Lois Lane was fried? Go right at Bush and fry him with his laser eyes? Or demolish the white house? OR go after all the drug lords in Columbia? What would he do?
If Superman was evil it would be screwed up, a bunch of Superheros would be dead. Batman would have been murdered in cold blood. Wonderwoman would have been raped and beaten badly. Robin would have been molested, and the Justic league would have been exterminated. Chaos would run threw Earth! Superman would be the ruler of planet Earth!
There's actually a graphic novel called 'Red son' where Kal-el lands in mother Russia and fights for them.His costume is the same except his shield has the sickle from the Russian flag on it.
If he landed in Iraq, he could land in the field of someone anti-Hussein(which most are and therefore not terrorists) and could have been brought up to be a decent guy all the same. There are people who believe in truth and Justice everywhere else too you know
what if superman landed in congo, and had apes raise him. then he would be called "Super tarzan!!!" Supertarzan, with a big S imprinted on his groincloth.
Thats scary, Superman raised in the wilderness. He would have primate intelligence, kind of like mindless Hulk, but with the potential to become civilized.
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If Lois was going to get the chair, he's talk them into some kind of plea bargain or something. If Lois dies, Superman will be unhappy and Superman is always happily ever after.
__________________ Originally posted by -Pr- a great big penis.
i think he'd go apeshit if his bird got fried...... he'd smack the hell out of whoever threw the switch, the president and anyone who got in his way.... then he'd become all dark and kill his enemies rather than imprisoning them.....
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What if? The Government gave Lois Lane the chair for drug trafficing?
Apr 18th, 2004 08:49 PM
Superman would be the ruler of planet Earth!
