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Celebrity Cheat!

Characters:
Tidus
Yuna
Selphie
Eiko
Rinoa
Rikku
Garnet

Narrator: The cutest most hottest star is here and he has a million fans. No he's not Orlando Bloom, sorry to disappoint his fans. It's the one, the only. . .Tidus.

(Cheers from FFgirls situated on stage. Tidus enters)

Tidus: You girls will be disappointed to know I'm dating Rinoa.

Girls: What?

Tidus: That's right.

(Rinoa enters onto stage. She is spun by Tidus and he had her close to his side)

Rinoa: I'm the lovely Rinoa.

Girls: What? This can't be true, the dirty liar.

Rinoa: It is.

(Yuna slaps Rinoa)

Yuna: He loved me first. You double crosser.

(Walks up to Tidus and pokes him)

Tidus: Look you see. . .um. . .

Narrator: Tidus was faced with a hard explanation until it hit him.

(Yuna punches Tidus and he falls to the ground)

Yuna: That should take care of him.

Eiko: I liked him.

Selphie: Your too young for him.

Rikku: He likes me best.

Rinoa: I'm going out with him.

Yuna: Your a cheapskate! Cheating me of my guy.

Rikku: Yunie's right. You had to take him.

(All gang up around Rinoa)

Garnet: You guys don't you read 'Anime Stars' do you? In it was an article about him a while ago. He was dating Lulu I believe. So he's actually cheating both of you.

Rinoa/Yuna: What?

(They both read short article. Girls lift Tidus and throw him backstage. Then The Cell Block Tango from Chicago play and all sing)

Eiko: He had it comin'.

Selphie: He had it comin'.

Rinoa: He only had himself to blame.

Rikku: If you'd have been there.

Garnet: If you had seen it.

Yuna: I bet you, you would have done the same.