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Mr.Keanu Dude
 Gender: Male
Location: Kent, England |
 What Not To Say To A Police Officer!
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Nov 30th, 2003 09:27 AM |
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LanceWindu
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13. Whoa dude, that uniform makes your ass look fat.
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Nov 30th, 2003 09:30 AM |
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Outsider4life
Junior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: Adelaide Australia |
14. You like doughnuts? what kind...ohJelly...okay well after you gimme that ticket you go down to Dunkin Doughnuts, you get the biggest jelly doughnut you can find, write that down officer....then you hold that doughnut up, you squeez all the jelly out of it...write that down...write it down i know you like writing things down...then you know what you gotta do you shine it up real good, you turn that sum ***** sideways and you stick it straight up your candy ass!!!!!!!!
Quote from The Rock
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1,2 Freddy's comming for you 3,4 Better lock your door 5,6 Grab the Crucifix 7,8 Better stay up late 9, 10 Never Sleep Again or else freddy, Jason or Michael will slit and gut your ***** ass...run ***** run........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
PS. nWo 4 Life
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Nov 30th, 2003 09:43 AM |
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Kostabot
I'm a rooster illusion
 Gender: Male
Location: Over yonder |
15. Look! A pig!
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Nov 30th, 2003 09:48 AM |
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Outsider4life
Junior Member
Gender: Male
Location: Adelaide Australia |
ahaha simple but good
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1,2 Freddy's comming for you 3,4 Better lock your door 5,6 Grab the Crucifix 7,8 Better stay up late 9, 10 Never Sleep Again or else freddy, Jason or Michael will slit and gut your ***** ass...run ***** run........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
PS. nWo 4 Life
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Nov 30th, 2003 09:52 AM |
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Kostabot
I'm a rooster illusion
Gender: Male
Location: Over yonder |
I smell bacon, I smell pork, RUN LITTLE PIGGY! I HAVE A FORK!
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Nov 30th, 2003 10:05 AM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
 Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Nice poem. Beautiful. Bloody beautiful.
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Nov 30th, 2003 10:14 AM |
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Kostabot
I'm a rooster illusion
Gender: Male
Location: Over yonder |
BEE EEE A UTIFUl
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Nov 30th, 2003 10:29 AM |
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Crisis
Mr.Keanu Dude
Gender: Male
Location: Kent, England |
i've got the powe!
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Nov 30th, 2003 11:35 AM |
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Treehuggerjanie
im thinking about...
 Gender: Female
Location: cuddling someone |
omg!look behind you! Theres a one eyed squirrel with the head of a chicken, and frog legs and everything...your gonna take my licence arent you?
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There is nothing more pleasant to the eye than a beautiful face.
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Nov 30th, 2003 12:14 PM |
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must_kill_Santa
Evil Princess
 Gender: Female
Location: United Kingdom |
sweet
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Nov 30th, 2003 12:46 PM |
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Baylin
Back in story!
 Gender: Male
Location: Deep shit as always...! |
Wha you mean I too drive to drunk?
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Nov 30th, 2003 12:56 PM |
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dave123
Funny Boy
 Gender: Female
Location: Cactusland? |
"fúck you"
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Thanks to Ladyluck for the softcore porn!
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Nov 30th, 2003 01:03 PM |
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furryman
honky
 Gender: Male
Location: Flying |
 daves alive.... damn teleporation device..
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Nov 30th, 2003 01:04 PM |
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dave123
Funny Boy
Gender: Female
Location: Cactusland? |
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Thanks to Ladyluck for the softcore porn!
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Nov 30th, 2003 01:04 PM |
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Kostabot
I'm a rooster illusion
Gender: Male
Location: Over yonder |
Wanna try come *hic* of my *hic* *hic* *THUMP* *faint*
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Nov 30th, 2003 01:16 PM |
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Corlindel
Noldor
 Gender: Male
Location: In weiter Ferne, so nah! |
Hello M***F*** 
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Por minha Dama
«...et tu seras pour moi unique au monde, et je serais pour toi unique au monde...»
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Nov 30th, 2003 01:21 PM |
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Kostabot
I'm a rooster illusion
Gender: Male
Location: Over yonder |
Officer: say the aphabet bacwards
Man: hafhbasfgjhhvdsfhhgjhhdfjhvsajhasjvasfjb vjvasfhhasdjhvasf asfjhvasf asdfhhujasgdfjkhvas 12
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Nov 30th, 2003 01:28 PM |
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DrShock478
Junior Member
Gender:
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*Officer approaching vehicle*
Me: Oink! ****ing pig! Oink!!
Officer: *annoyed* Are you making fun of me, sir?!
Me: No, officer. I have Tourettes. ****ing pig!! OINK!!!
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