After a man and woman were pronounced married the groom turned to the audience and explained that under each guest's chair was an envelope with a picture of
the bride having sex with the best man. He'd found out about it earlier but decided to go through with the wedding so her parents could pay for the ceremony
and all their friends and family could know the truth. He got an annulment the following Monday.
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one halloween, but when the time came to go the woman told him to go on without her, she
had a terrible headache. The man reluctantly did, and the suspicious wife decided to see just how faithful her man really was. She put on a different
costume and went to the party. When she got there she saw her husband dancing with a young girl in a sexy costume, even more suspicious, she decided to
really put him to the test. She danced with him and whispered they should sneak into a bedroom. She insisted they leave the masks on and had sex with him,
then fuming, she ran home to wait for his return. When he got there she innocently asked if he'd had fun. He told her he hadn't, after a few minutes he and
some guys had went across the street to play poker, he added "The guy who borrowed my costume said he had a hell of a time, though!"
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