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 Police Warning

SYDNEY, Friday: A man describing himself as a passionate masturbator has admitted that he spiked his own drink with the drug rohypnol in order to have his way with himself.

The man told police he deliberately set out to prey on his own company, by slipping the potent sedative pill into his vodka and tonic while he wasn't looking. He said his plan from the outset was to take advantage of himself while his defences were down.

"I was really on the hunt for some self-abuse," the man said. "And when I saw this hottie bit of hand leaning on the bar I slipped myself a mickey, and the next thing I know I was taking myself back to my place."

Police have described the man as one of several predatory masturbators currently operating in the watering holes around the inner city of Sydney.

"In fact, it's fair to say that most Sydney bars are full of w*nkers," a police spokesman said.


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hehe


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ROFL!!!! rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud


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must_kill_Santa
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where do you find all this information
im me again


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Corran
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Yes you are.


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i like to be me


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Corran
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yes, you do.


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must_kill_Santa
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stop it


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Corran
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*looks around hands raised plams up* stop what? confused


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all the yes you answers


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I was just agreeing with you.


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must_kill_Santa
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well you could change your answer abit you sound like a robot


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Corran
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OK.


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yes, you could
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must_kill_Santa
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thats better


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yes it is
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must_kill_Santa
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NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away from ANNOYING mad people*


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yes, we are
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Fire
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yea dexx and corran are evil

evil I tells ya
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