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silver_tears
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A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said.
"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically.
"No, that's the price," the salesman said, "Do you want to buy them or not?"
"Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded.

He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. "How much?" he asked.

"Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered.
"Is it stolen?" the guy asks.
"No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?"
"Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more.

Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How much?"
"Five dollars," was the familiar response.
"I'll take that too!" the man said.

As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him,
"Why are your prices so cheap?"

The salesman said, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.
What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business!"

Oct 11th, 2003 03:17 AM

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dave123
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hmmm, looks like this was a popular thread smile

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i just noticed it wink

Aug 22nd, 2004 11:30 AM

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Ronny
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i dont get it

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Kotarija
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lucky guy who went into that store then laughing out loud

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why oh why would you bump this dave

Aug 22nd, 2004 06:35 PM

silver_tears
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quote:
Originally posted by PrefectRonnykin

i dont get it

he's screwing the guys business, so what could the guy be doing to his wife stick out tongue

Aug 22nd, 2004 06:36 PM

Dr. Leg Kick
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Re: Bad for Business

quote:
Originally posted by silver_tears
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said.
"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically.
"No, that's the price," the salesman said, "Do you want to buy them or not?"
"Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded.

He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. "How much?" he asked.

"Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered.
"Is it stolen?" the guy asks.
"No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?"
"Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more.

Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How much?"
"Five dollars," was the familiar response.
"I'll take that too!" the man said.

As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him,
"Why are your prices so cheap?"

The salesman said, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.
What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business!"

theres another version of this...classic happy

Aug 22nd, 2004 06:41 PM

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Ronny
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quote:
Originally posted by silver_tears
he's screwing the guys business, so what could the guy be doing to his wife

Oooh

thats funnay

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Aug 22nd, 2004 06:42 PM

Tex
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How embarrassing! Not 1 response until nearly one year later!

I would just die! embarrasment

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Ronny
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Aug 22nd, 2004 06:50 PM

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Man, that's good.

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defntly

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dave123
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quote:
Originally posted by silver_tears
why oh why would you bump this dave

i accidently click on the replies thing at the top, and the forum sorted itself into posts by reply number instead of last post.... and i saw your name with a 0 next to it.... and thought it deserved another chance big grin