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clispin
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Tongue classic one liners

Get your mind out of the sewer and into the gutter with the rest of us.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up? Definitely optional.

Here at First National, you're not just a number - you're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number.

I have spent most of my money on women and beer. The rest I just wasted...

I keep trying to lose weight but it always finds me.

"I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, help me superman!" ~ Homer Simpson

I'm gonna survive or die trying.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.


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'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around. stick out tongue

By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry".

Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself. wink
DANCE!! DANCE YOU FOOLS!!!!

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clispin
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anyone got any more?


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'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around. stick out tongue

By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry".

Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself. wink
DANCE!! DANCE YOU FOOLS!!!!

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jinXed by JaNx
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"Game over...Game over man" aliens

that movie has about a 101 one liners


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"we came,we saw,we kicked their ass" Ghostbusters smile


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Arcane
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Re: classic one liners

quote:
Originally posted by clispin
I'm gonna survive or die trying.


homer said something else like that

"im gonna live/survive, even if it kills me"


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yumcarrots1987
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'sarcasm is just one more service we offer'
'I just want revenge, is that so wrong?'
'nice perfume, must you marinate in it?'
'too many freaks, not enough circuses'


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ladygrim
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do they have to movie related cuz if not i have loads and loads....


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yumcarrots1987
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mine aren't movie related. mine came from a little book of abuse that someone gave me


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ladygrim
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' smile


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Nice stuff.


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my favourite is shut the hell up claire...


or is that the one i use most often? erm

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ladygrim
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erm dunno ...


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yumcarrots1987
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laughing










no expression


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Antoinette
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Those are great qoutes Clispinyes


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like it korri


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clispin
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why do you hurt me so sad it's as if you like to see me cry, biatch stick out tongue


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'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around. stick out tongue

By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry".

Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself. wink
DANCE!! DANCE YOU FOOLS!!!!

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i do!! eek!

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"You won't like me when I'm angry"-The Hulk

Movie was not that great, but you got to love that line


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