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What is the worst thing you ever did while eating bacon?(please lie)
Mine was that one time while I was eating bacon I cut a fart and lit it in Church, right when the priest poured the wine in the cup and said, 'this is the blood of Christ!'
Well you see one time I was going to a funral, and I said hey I'm going to get a bacon sandwich first, so I go to bk and get one, but I couldnt finish it so I stuck it in my pocket. So I'm at the viewing and I go up to see the body one more time, and I feel this tremendous intestinal pressure, but it goes away, and just as I go to step away from the coffin I start puking up bacon bits all over the courps, Boy was my face red.
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One time I'd quickly eaten a bacon sandwich to try and supress my hangover. I went to the local grocery store to get some more hangover food. There was a kid in a wheelchair outside collecting money for charity. I felt my stomach start to go. If I continue I'm gonna get banned.
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there was that one time i was eating bacon and then i saw michael jackson and for a fleeting moment I thought to myself, "hes human!" thats the worst thing by far
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Mar 2nd, 2004 11:13 PM
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