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quotagirl
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Parrot Joke
A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same
tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each
week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show.
Look, it's not the same hat!" or
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after
all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank,
drowning almost all who were onboard.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in
the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it,the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day...and then 2 days... and then 3 days.
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer
and said......
"OK, I give up. Where's the ****ing ship?"
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Oct 28th, 2004 01:53 PM |
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Storm
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Wrong forum I' m afraid 
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Oct 28th, 2004 01:55 PM |
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lucija
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I like the joke 
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Oct 28th, 2004 02:13 PM |
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quotagirl
Puzzle Goddess
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Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada |
Sorry Storm,
Didn't know where to put it up. Couldn't find a "HUMOUR" forum. I wish there was one.
(Hint, hint, nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
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Oct 28th, 2004 03:00 PM |
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Filth
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lol nice joke
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Oct 28th, 2004 09:48 PM |
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Kotarija
Lone Soul
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hey filth u just pmed me that jk , well its a good 1 yeah 
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Oct 28th, 2004 09:56 PM |
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dave123
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Location: Cactusland? |
 i like that
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