Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
The KMC Crisis Hotline/Dear Sothy
If any of you have a crisis, or are asking for advice, come here! I can guarantee that I will never be serious and always be hilarious!
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:08 AM
Baylin
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Gender: Male Location: Deep shit as always...!
Dear Sothy you've got to help you see I've got this itching...
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:19 AM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
Have you flossed? Because if you've flossed the magical mushrooms would not have invaded your pancreas, therefore preventing the itch.
~Sothy
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:22 AM
Pantera
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Gender: Male Location: North Carolina
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:23 AM
Baylin
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Gender: Male Location: Deep shit as always...!
I floss! But the itching wont go
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:24 AM
Ronny
Love is Blindness
Gender: Female Location: California
dear slothy, my ass hurts
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I always feel I must wash my hands."
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:24 AM
Baylin
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have you tried flossing?
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:25 AM
Strangelove
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Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
Well Bob, if your ass hurts than obviously you have not washed your hamster
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:25 AM
DeNiro
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Sothy I have a serious problem. Now I have been leaving with this illness for all my life even when I was born. It is very embaressing and I dontknow if i want to explain here but maybe u can help. U see I was born with this rare diease called bigadickitous. Which means that my penis is over 10 inches long and it will grow on a average inch a year what can I do to stop this madness
Mar 5th, 2004 04:26 AM
Ronny
Love is Blindness
Gender: Female Location: California
niiiice
i wouldnt complain
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I always feel I must wash my hands."
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:26 AM
Baylin
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quote: Originally posted by DeNiro
Sothy I have a serious problem. Now I have been leaving with this illness for all my life even when I was born. It is very embaressing and I dontknow if i want to explain here but maybe u can help. U see I was born with this rare diease called bigadickitous. Which means that my penis is over 10 inches long and it will grow on a average inch a year what can I do to stop this madness
get your eyes tested
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:27 AM
LarryTheArch
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not lie aboutyour penis size would help
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:27 AM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
quote: Originally posted by DeNiro
Sothy I have a serious problem. Now I have been leaving with this illness for all my life even when I was born. It is very embaressing and I dontknow if i want to explain here but maybe u can help. U see I was born with this rare diease called bigadickitous. Which means that my penis is over 10 inches long and it will grow on a average inch a year what can I do to stop this madness
You must become one with the kitchen appliance salesmen, they will show you the way
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:28 AM
Ronny
Love is Blindness
Gender: Female Location: California
for his prick
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"After coming into contact with a religious man
I always feel I must wash my hands."
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:28 AM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
Next?
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:29 AM
DeNiro
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get my eyes tested That was good Ill bump that post
Mar 5th, 2004 04:30 AM
LarryTheArch
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Dear sothy... i have a serious problem. See I have this problem where I start fights with @ssholes and B!tches on an on-line web stie called Uranusisacrater.com. How do I stop myself?
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Due to cat's embarrasment, this qoute has been removed.
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:30 AM
Ronny
Love is Blindness
Gender: Female Location: California
not go on the site
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I always feel I must wash my hands."
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:31 AM
DeNiro
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I wouldnt stop seems like fun
Mar 5th, 2004 04:32 AM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
quote: Originally posted by LarryTheArch
Dear sothy... i have a serious problem. See I have this problem where I start fights with @ssholes and B!tches on an on-line web stie called Uranusisacrater.com. How do I stop myself?
You must do this in the exact order I give to you, or else the cure will not work
-Make me a pastrami sandwich
-Dance the dance of the naked blender f**king people
-shave your goat and burn his fur in an offering to the God of SPAM
-Sing the ancient chant of the ancient old people
-and then get really stoned and forget all about the site
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Mar 5th, 2004 04:34 AM
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