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Strangelove
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The KMC Crisis Hotline/Dear Sothy

If any of you have a crisis, or are asking for advice, come here! I can guarantee that I will never be serious and always be hilarious!


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Dear Sothy you've got to help you see I've got this itching...


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Have you flossed? Because if you've flossed the magical mushrooms would not have invaded your pancreas, therefore preventing the itch.

~Sothy


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laughing


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I floss! But the itching wont go


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dear slothy, my ass hurts


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have you tried flossing?


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Well Bob, if your ass hurts than obviously you have not washed your hamster


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Sothy I have a serious problem. Now I have been leaving with this illness for all my life even when I was born. It is very embaressing and I dontknow if i want to explain here but maybe u can help. U see I was born with this rare diease called bigadickitous. Which means that my penis is over 10 inches long and it will grow on a average inch a year what can I do to stop this madness

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niiiice







i wouldnt complain


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Sothy I have a serious problem. Now I have been leaving with this illness for all my life even when I was born. It is very embaressing and I dontknow if i want to explain here but maybe u can help. U see I was born with this rare diease called bigadickitous. Which means that my penis is over 10 inches long and it will grow on a average inch a year what can I do to stop this madness


get your eyes tested stick out tongue


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not lie aboutyour penis size would help


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quote:
Originally posted by DeNiro
Sothy I have a serious problem. Now I have been leaving with this illness for all my life even when I was born. It is very embaressing and I dontknow if i want to explain here but maybe u can help. U see I was born with this rare diease called bigadickitous. Which means that my penis is over 10 inches long and it will grow on a average inch a year what can I do to stop this madness
You must become one with the kitchen appliance salesmen, they will show you the way


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for his prick


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Next?


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get my eyes tested laughing out loud That was good Ill bump that post laughing out loud

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Dear sothy... i have a serious problem. See I have this problem where I start fights with @ssholes and B!tches on an on-line web stie called Uranusisacrater.com. How do I stop myself?


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not go on the site


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I wouldnt stop seems like fun

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Originally posted by LarryTheArch
Dear sothy... i have a serious problem. See I have this problem where I start fights with @ssholes and B!tches on an on-line web stie called Uranusisacrater.com. How do I stop myself?
You must do this in the exact order I give to you, or else the cure will not work

-Make me a pastrami sandwich
-Dance the dance of the naked blender f**king people
-shave your goat and burn his fur in an offering to the God of SPAM
-Sing the ancient chant of the ancient old people
-and then get really stoned and forget all about the site


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