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Never piss off a nurse
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff.
None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing.
After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a daisy".
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Dr. Leg Kick
Aesculapius
 Gender: Male
Location: Los Angeles |
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Kostabot
I'm a rooster illusion
 Gender: Male
Location: Over yonder |
L L
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What is this I don't even
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SlipknoT
Restricted
 Gender: Male
Location: New Jersey Account Restricted |
I dont get it
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Phoenix Aska
<Insert title here>
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Location: Dreaming |
Hahahhaa
that hilarious too!!!!
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Nov 22nd, 2004 06:26 AM |
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ElectricBugaloo
LP
 Gender: Male
Location: Here, There and Everywhere |
it would have been so much better if hte punchline was "not with a dildo"
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eleveninches
God of my own world
 Gender: Male
Location: Here |
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Nov 22nd, 2004 11:20 AM |
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Salem07
Senior Member
Gender: Female
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to think..i want to be a nurse...well i can have fun with that
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Nov 22nd, 2004 11:26 AM |
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badboy2006
girl slayer
 Gender: Male
Location: United Kingdom |
thats hilarious
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Nov 22nd, 2004 11:40 AM |
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DarkSwordsLady
Huggable so hug me
 Gender: Female
Location: UK
hidden in a corner
with my swo |
2 right
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How do you know your alive? If you don't know when your dead?
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Nov 22nd, 2004 11:46 AM |
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Mighty Yoda
The all Mighty One
 Gender: Male
Location: Swamps of Dagobah |
i have never been to hospital
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Nov 22nd, 2004 11:52 AM |
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Kotarija
Lone Soul
 Gender: Male
Location: UK |
 good 1
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Nov 22nd, 2004 12:17 PM |
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Mighty Yoda
The all Mighty One
Gender: Male
Location: Swamps of Dagobah |
touch wood *touches wood*
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Nov 22nd, 2004 12:19 PM |
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Kohldia
Wild One
Gender: Female
Location: The woman behind the gun |
Thanks guys, nice to know my work is appreciated.
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Burned and Scarred, but just as dangerous as a wildthing.
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Jackie Malfoy
Jacks
 Gender: Female
Location: grounded |
I would not want to make a nurse mad for one thing you maybe holding a needle in her hand!If she is I would just ran for my life!
Anyway my twin sister been to a hospital before and stayed there for three whole months she is glad to be out of there!
JM
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badboy2006
girl slayer
Gender: Male
Location: United Kingdom |
i was in overnight and the nurses were ever so nice to me
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Nov 22nd, 2004 12:55 PM |
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Baylin
Back in story!
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Location: Deep shit as always...! |
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Nov 22nd, 2004 12:57 PM |
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ladygrim
The Grim piratess
 Gender: Female
Location: Thats so hot |
lol....
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Nov 22nd, 2004 12:58 PM |
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badboy2006
girl slayer
Gender: Male
Location: United Kingdom |
hi lady
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ladygrim
The Grim piratess
Gender: Female
Location: Thats so hot |
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