what did the dumb blonde's ankles say to each other?
they never met!!!
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did you hear about the dumb blonde who got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours when the power went out?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
q- why do people go to black peoples yard sales?
a- to get their stuff back
q- why is aspirin white?
a- because it works
q1-what do you call a thousand white people running down a hill
a1- Avalanche
q2- what do you call a thousand black people running down a hill
a2- mud slide
q3- what do you call a thousand Mexicans running down a hill
a3- jail brake
q- what do yo do when you see your tv floating in mid air in middle of the night?
a- you say drop it n**** (sorry about that word)
there where four men standing on top of a mountain a Chinese man a Russian and and a Black man and white man. the Chinese man jumps of the mountain and sayd I'm doing this for my country. the Russian jumps off the mountain and says I'm doing this for my country. the black man shoots the whit man and says this for my country.
she was on an escalator. the power went out. what does an escalator run on? power!!!! you do know what an escalator is, dont you?
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ok..she was on the escalator. the power went out. when the power went out, she just stood there, instead of WALKING up the NON MOVING STEPS.
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