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Laugh Post some jokes!

Post some of your favorite jokes clean,dirty,or rude!

joke:What do you call a hooker with no legs?
A nightcrawler laughing out loud

What do you call 50,000 blacks jumping out of a plane?
NIGHT


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Why did the blonde do it with the mexican?

Because her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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What is grey, has a long nose, big ears, and weighs more than a hippo?


































AN ELEPHANT! eek!


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i don't get it?!


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quote:
Originally posted by Myth
What is grey, has a long nose, big ears, and weighs more than a hippo?























AN ELEPHANT! eek!


That was so stupid laughing . smokin'

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Howard Dean


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you know whta's funny, RJ's face.


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what did the dumb blonde's ankles say to each other?
they never met!!!


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quote:
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what did the dumb blonde's ankles say to each other?
they never met!!!


laughing

I also like the essay one.


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did you hear about the dumb blonde who got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours when the power went out?


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HAHAHA















no expression no


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quote:
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
did you hear about the dumb blonde who got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours when the power went out?


No. What happened?


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quote:
Originally posted by Myth
No. What happened?

myth, read the joke again very carefully.


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q- why do people go to black peoples yard sales?
a- to get their stuff back

q- why is aspirin white?
a- because it works

q1-what do you call a thousand white people running down a hill
a1- Avalanche
q2- what do you call a thousand black people running down a hill
a2- mud slide
q3- what do you call a thousand Mexicans running down a hill
a3- jail brake

q- what do yo do when you see your tv floating in mid air in middle of the night?
a- you say drop it n**** (sorry about that word)

there where four men standing on top of a mountain a Chinese man a Russian and and a Black man and white man. the Chinese man jumps of the mountain and sayd I'm doing this for my country. the Russian jumps off the mountain and says I'm doing this for my country. the black man shoots the whit man and says this for my country.

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quote:
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myth, read the joke again very carefully.


I did but you still didn't finish it.


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quote:
Originally posted by Myth
No. What happened?
are you a natural blonde by any chance


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quote:
Originally posted by Myth
I did but you still didn't finish it.

she was on an escalator. the power went out. what does an escalator run on? power!!!! you do know what an escalator is, dont you?


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Myth
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But what happened? I wanna hear the rest of it.

And yes, I am naturally blonde, and proud of it. big grin


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poor myth so young so stupid


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ok..she was on the escalator. the power went out. when the power went out, she just stood there, instead of WALKING up the NON MOVING STEPS.


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