You know the worlds favourite auction site? Ebay, not thaibrides.com,. Well, it has been hit by some super bad super evil virus thats going to totally literally eat your PC away if you visit the site. All you Mac and laptop users, i didnt mean just PCs beofre you get all technical, its going to eat your machine and then you and your loved ones.
Really, believe me, the eating loved ones was a bit far but there is a REALLY bad virus on Ebay, the county people are phoning all the schools and its all blocked down in my school, at the libraries, everywhere. I suggest you dont go there
In which case their PC dies. A warnings a warning. If they want to openly disobey me, then they can
edit- yeah they should keep away in general, but specifically this time, anybody who wants to see ham with mary's face in or one of Jesus' actual sandals, then wait
well its working, my nortons scan is telling me system is shipshape, and i have downloaded nothing in the past three days because my firewall will not allow it