Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
Moderator
To: The president of Walmart
Your store sucks, fat ugly people with strange deformities shop there all the time and it is unpleasant to look at. Plus I get tired of being greeted by senior citizens when I enter your store.
Since there are so many fat people who shop there you should make the isles thicker, one time I was in your store and this fat lady was in front of me, I couldn't pass her because she took up the whole isle, I turned around and there was another fat lady taking up the whole isle in the other direction, so I had to stand there and wait for them to leave the isle so I could go home a puke.
how is your new term? does it feel good to know that the majority of demarcate votes don't count. Is that how you get an ego boost? by cheating so you can get back into office and destroy this country more then it has already been destroyed. Do you like the idea that all Jobs here in the USA get sent over seas so all Americans don't have jobs, and we become very poor and enter poverty?..Is this country still the land of the Free or did China buy it now? I would really like to know. Fact is you will never answer this because your too busy sending troops to Iraq to look for weapons of mass destruction that don't even exist. Or if that is not the reason you are over there its because you need to finsih your daddy mistake. Either way, its good this is your last term. you know why? you can never be elected again. Four years from know Kerry can run and fix the mistakes you made....if they are fixable. Well I must be on my way. I dont want this letter to make you cry.
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Where the Sunset Sets.
Dear McDonalds,
i ate at your restaurant two weeks ago. i had a miserable 15 mins there,
it started after i began to eat my McNuggets and take my third or fourth drink of my Pepsi. when i noticed a huge burp, a burp that came from a 11 year old chunky boy dressed in a brown shirt and sweat pants, those with the elastic around the waist. i looked at him one more time and what i saw next was his sister who came out from under the table. she also was fat, and had so many fries in her mouth that greasy juice and spit ran from the corner of her mouth. they both were over weight, both had super-sized meals, both almost done with two big macs. i looked at myself in the reflective window and could some how feel in some weird way that every time i swallowed a piece of my McNuggets that the fat would go to the sides of my cheeks, yes, even the cheeks the mirror couldn't see. so i put down my food and give those heifer eatin' oafs one final look as i get up to go to the bathroom.
upon returning to where the kids were still sipping huge gulps of coke i seen their mother come from around the service desk to give those two one sundae float...each. she worked there. she was an employee and also chubby.
so i say to your company: please hire people who will work for the money not the food.
sincerely yours,
from a featherweight
__________________ its time to leave into the great beyond.
I have been eating at your fine establishment for a good two years now. For two years, I have had Jack In The Box tacos and fries for lunch every Sunday. I must say they are delicious. However, I am writing this letter on a very much unfortunate note. It saddens me to say that I have become addicted to your tacos, and that I now must sue you for a sum of $50,000, the amount of money I expect to pay you for the rest of my life, assuming I eat more tacos with each year in succession. I also add to that sum an extra $5,000, because my tarot reader told me I will sustain a major injury in the future due in some form or another to your company. Oh, and one time a kid spilled orange soda all over my white dress shoes, so that'll be another $150.
That will be a total of $55, 150 in combined damages. I hope you have a good lawyer.
Great job on wining yet another elecation.You are doing a good job so far.We need more people like you in the white house.
Jackie SS
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Dear Mr. Bushwack I am sending a follow up. You do know, America must have an low IQ right?..I am to vote for someone like you. Hows it feel to be the leader of an Incredibly stupid country.
Thanks for making millions of Christians believe that you're going to criminalize abortion, even though you're not even going to make an effort, and even though the improved economy that the democrats would've brought would mean a decrease in abortions instead of an increase. Thanks for deceiving these same Christians into believing that your anti-gay constitutional amendment is going to pass, when you know that it won't. Thanks so much further alienating our country from the rest of the world. Oh yeah, and thanks for favoring big business instead of your own voters. Thanks for having a heretical religious view that causes you to not pursue alternative fuels and peace in the middle-east. Since it is you're belief (and it's a fact) that you think that the end of the world is coming soon (like, tomorrow) and that Jesus will soon appear in Jerusalem (which is why you have such an interest in Israel, btw), and that is what causes you to believe that we should only worry about what is happening now, and that the future is irrelevant.
You're intent is obvious, and I have to say that you've fulfilled your wishes magnificently!
President Bush, I love you.
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Last edited by Darth Surgent on Dec 20th, 2004 at 08:37 AM
Letter to the President.
Dec 19th, 2004 01:07 AM
