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Corran
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I Bet You Read This Again!!
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say the following ,......
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives......... "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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May 20th, 2003 11:57 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Sadly I did not, precisely because you warned me I would so I read it carefully.
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May 20th, 2003 12:03 PM |
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emily
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I have also read it carfully so I will not read it again
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May 20th, 2003 12:19 PM |
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Ushgarak
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What you should have called the thread, Corran, was "I bet you can't read this quickly and understand it." Then everyone would have tried to do that and fallen for the joke.
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May 20th, 2003 12:19 PM |
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emily
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You plonker!!!
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May 20th, 2003 12:28 PM |
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Corran
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Well I just thought you might have read done it in the right context, I didn't eggspecked y'all to be so damned clever.
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May 20th, 2003 12:47 PM |
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Ushgarak
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Ah, people like to be smug, see?
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May 20th, 2003 12:49 PM |
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Corran
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I see.
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May 20th, 2003 12:50 PM |
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yerssot
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I knew this one from another forum 
you're slow corran...
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May 20th, 2003 03:19 PM |
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Corran
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whaaat.
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May 20th, 2003 06:14 PM |
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yerssot
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You ... are ... slow
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May 20th, 2003 06:15 PM |
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Corran
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whaaaat
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May 20th, 2003 06:25 PM |
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yerssot
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Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimburger weeeeeeeeeeeeeeereldburger
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May 20th, 2003 06:46 PM |
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LaurenE147
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Is Mississippi really that hard for other people to spell? It's only four different letters.
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May 21st, 2003 01:09 AM |
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Corran
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No it is not, it is merely a joke using the humourous soundings that the Italian accent makes of those letters, I think it was quite clever that someone has come up with this, either that or it really happened which would be even funnier.
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May 21st, 2003 08:23 AM |
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mechmoggy
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I read it twice, just cus you said I would.
I'm easily led into things...
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May 21st, 2003 08:26 AM |
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Corran
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Thanks mate.
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May 21st, 2003 08:43 AM |
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LaurenE147
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I meant that there are a lot of jokes about spelling Mississippi. Why is that.
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May 21st, 2003 10:34 PM |
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Corran
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I don't know, maybe it's not hard and thats why all the jokes!
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May 21st, 2003 11:24 PM |
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Mujaffa
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