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Toxic Avenger vs Captain Planet
Comic books of both characters were made based on the cartoons, so it's totally forum-legal.
I say Toxic Avenger. He'd slap Cap. Planet in the face with his mop and then make him choke on it. Cap. Planet's got nothin' on the Toxic Avenger.
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Feb 19th, 2005 10:57 PM
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Captain Planet sucks period...I could beat him by throwing my feces in his crystal face. I'll be wearing rubber gloves of course, nothing biodegradable.
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Feb 19th, 2005 11:34 PM
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The poop would energize Captain Planet because it is a natural fertilizer.
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Feb 19th, 2005 11:48 PM
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toxic avengers...
that takes me back...
"ive got a mop and i'm not afraid to use it..."
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Feb 19th, 2005 11:57 PM
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Going against the grain and saying Captain Planet just based of the god awful troma movies of Toxic Avengers.
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Feb 20th, 2005 08:11 AM
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Captain Planet takes this one. He's smart enough to outwit most foes (Toxic Avenger isn't the brightest bulb), and he has the power of the elements on his side.
Plus, he's pretty tough. He's been completely doused in toxic waste, and bounced right back as soon as it's rinsed off.
Feb 20th, 2005 04:01 PM
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I thought captain planet was pretty bad ass, I mean, he was the freaking earth itself... kind of.
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Feb 20th, 2005 04:38 PM
chilled monkey
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My point exactly.
Feb 20th, 2005 09:24 PM
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Are you kidding? The Toxic Avengers versus Captain Planet? He's a hero! He would take pollution down to zero.
Feb 21st, 2005 02:20 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Are you kidding? The Toxic Avengers versus Captain Planet? He's a hero! He would take pollution down to zero.
Feb 22nd, 2005 06:39 PM
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...AAAAND he had the buzzcut to end all buzzcuts. If Wolverine strolled into the war room with a buzzcut he'd be laughed out. Captain Planet wears one gladly. He even wore a mullet once.........then I hated him.
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Feb 22nd, 2005 06:50 PM
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Captain Planet..he's a hero..gonna take polution down to zero.....blah blah blah blah..magnified and he's fighting on the planet's siiiiiide...
Hot dammit Captain P wins...He beat Captain Pollution....so hell yeah he's going to beat the toxic avenger no problemo....
Anyway back to the theme song...we're the planeteers...you can be one to......
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Feb 23rd, 2005 12:18 AM
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I CAN?!?!?!
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Feb 23rd, 2005 09:51 AM
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Captain Planet and the mullet are synonymous. Almost like MacGyver and his mullet but he got rid of his. And lost his power in the process.
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Feb 23rd, 2005 11:35 AM
Alpha Centauri
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No that was Samson.
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Feb 23rd, 2005 12:34 PM
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All Earth elementals have mullets..you didn't know that..geez come on now people...that's common sense.....
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Feb 23rd, 2005 12:40 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No that was Samson.
Nah, there was an episode about it. MacGyver was chained to these pillars and had his eyes gouged out. The villians partied around his chained body until his mullet grew back and he used his sweat, rhythmic coughing, and some of these *holds arms out and makes tiny circles in the air* to pull the pillars down and kill them all.
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Feb 23rd, 2005 12:40 PM
Alpha Centauri
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Ahh so THAT'S what that isssss.
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Feb 23rd, 2005 12:52 PM
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(please log in to view the image) isn't toxic avenger just a guy who cleans toilet scary
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