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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

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Hiker's Love And Life Advice Thread! (wisdom at it's best)

Seriously, I'm a very experienced person when it comes to life and love. If you have any problems, just ask me and I'll try to respond if I can with some very helpful advice that will improve your life! smile

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Mar 19th, 2005 10:44 PM

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Demarthl
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seems no one wants an insight into improving the life and love no expression

Mar 19th, 2005 10:46 PM

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Imaginary
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Location: Sydney, Australia.

Dem, judging by your title you do... and I don't mind posting after you erm

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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by Demarthl
seems no one wants an insight into improving the life and love

This thread was just started. I'm sure everyone is focussing on what questions to ask me. It is rare that I come forward in such a serious and wise manner to help mankind. They will come. smile

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Mar 19th, 2005 10:48 PM

Imaginary
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Gender: Female
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Everyone at my school thinks my friend is suicidal, and it's pissing her off. Should I kill them?

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Mar 19th, 2005 10:49 PM

Demarthl
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i was about to give some advice but it'd be stomping over T-mans thread erm

Mar 19th, 2005 10:50 PM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by Imaginary
Everyone at my school thinks my friend is suicidal, and it's pissing her off. Should I kill them?

What you should do is fake her suicide. Right after the bell rings, she should be laying in the main quad with fake blood all over her wrists and neck, that'll show them! smile

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Mar 19th, 2005 10:52 PM

Imaginary
blinded

Gender: Female
Location: Sydney, Australia.

Advice is advice...

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Mar 19th, 2005 10:52 PM

Demarthl
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if you have decent teachers let em in oin it to help you sneak about school shifty

Mar 19th, 2005 10:53 PM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by Demarthl
i was about to give some advice but it'd be stomping over T-mans thread

My advice is the best advice! yes

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Mar 19th, 2005 10:53 PM

Demarthl
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my advicewoulda been tell her to seep off of their reactions, engross the fear they have for her and use it against them, i had the same situation and i tell ya, it clears a path in the hallways ^^

Mar 19th, 2005 10:54 PM

Imaginary
blinded

Gender: Female
Location: Sydney, Australia.

They're not afraid for her, they only care because it's something to talk about.

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Mar 19th, 2005 10:54 PM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

No, nothing breaks the ice or creates new friendships better than a fake suicide. Trust me on this one. Okay, who's next??? smile

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Mar 19th, 2005 10:57 PM

Demarthl
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i used to self harm and had a knife in my blazer, but no one knew that (shhh!) as i have really weak skin on my arms i was able to make myself bleed with a ridiculous amount of blunt items like plastic rulers, im not saying do self harm. but i did that a couple times in front of people and they soon left me alone

Mar 19th, 2005 10:58 PM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by Demarthl
i used to self harm and had a knife in my blazer, but no one knew that (shhh!) as i have really weak skin on my arms i was able to make myself bleed with a ridiculous amount of blunt items like plastic rulers, im not saying do self harm. but i did that a couple times in front of people and they soon left me alone

You should never really hurt yourself on purpose. Remember, you are number one. Treat yourself right! I said fake the suicide, FAKE IT! smile

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Mar 19th, 2005 11:00 PM

Demarthl
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Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You should never really hurt yourself on purpose. Remember, you are number one. Treat yourself right! I said fake the suicide, FAKE IT!

aye, but dies it count as fakin it as it only broke enough klayers of skin to bring blood to the surface , i have an unnaturaly high pain thresshold and didnt actually hurt myself?

Mar 19th, 2005 11:01 PM

Imaginary
blinded

Gender: Female
Location: Sydney, Australia.

Hurting is bad!

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Mar 19th, 2005 11:03 PM

Demarthl
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it didnt hurt no expression

Mar 19th, 2005 11:05 PM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by Demarthl
aye, but dies it count as fakin it as it only broke enough klayers of skin to bring blood to the surface , i have an unnaturaly high pain thresshold and didnt actually hurt myself?

RULE NUMBER ONE: DON'T EVER HURT YOURSELF ON PURPOSE!!!! mad

Always use fake blood and make-up effects when faking suicide. You don't want people to be afraid of you, you want them to laugh with you, and what better way than faking death! big grin