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Lemonade Whiz
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Oxymorons
Self-explanatory.
Everybody think of one and everybody will be content with the world .........or so it may seem
For those who are unskilled in the knowledge of English or failed basic English "Comp, an oxymoron is a phrase that contradicts itself .
Ex: bad luck
Luck is good, for the most part, and bad is just well the oppostite of good.
Duh
Think of one and comment about its meaning. Even make discussions and see whether people are bored or just incredibly bored.
Here's mine:
jumbo shrimp
Speaking of that, I've always wondered why they called it "jumbo".
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Mar 25th, 2005 01:57 AM |
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Kotarija
Lone Soul
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whatever yeah, i saw this at kontraband on a movie
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Mar 25th, 2005 01:58 AM |
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Buttpatrol
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Samara: STUPID GENIUS!!!! SPIKE AND PICKLES!
Spike:
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Mar 25th, 2005 01:59 AM |
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Kotarija
Lone Soul
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u dude need to go to a doc, u have multi personalitys
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Mar 25th, 2005 02:00 AM |
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Lemonade Whiz
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Gender: Male Location: currently at a computer |
Hm... there are some bored people here
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Mar 25th, 2005 02:00 AM |
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Kotarija
Lone Soul
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ah well.....
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Buttpatrol
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Samara: Multi Personalities my ASS! You don't know me!!!! Spike don't know me! Raz don't know me! I DON'T KNOW ME!!!!
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Mar 25th, 2005 02:03 AM |
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Lemonade Whiz
Darkseid
Gender: Male Location: currently at a computer |
Whatever...here's another one:
alone together
Contradiction? I think so
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Mar 25th, 2005 02:04 AM |
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Kotarija
Lone Soul
Gender: Male Location: UK |
just u say things like that and err okay....
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Mar 25th, 2005 02:04 AM |
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Lemonade Whiz
Darkseid
Gender: Male Location: currently at a computer |
Here's a good one as well:
Living Dead
GEt your maggots while they're hot!!!
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Mar 25th, 2005 02:06 AM |
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Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male Location: Look out of your Window |
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Mar 25th, 2005 02:44 AM |
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Demarthl
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you suck and blow
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Mar 25th, 2005 02:56 AM |
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Echuu
Master Jedi
Gender: Male Location: Climbing Up The Walls |
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"Jesus also thought that non-believers should be stoned"------Alliance
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Mar 25th, 2005 03:03 AM |
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Lemonade Whiz
Darkseid
Gender: Male Location: currently at a computer |
Good one.
How bout
a little pregnancy
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Mar 25th, 2005 03:07 AM |
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Ou Be Low hoo
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Give me a grammatically correct sentence with that 'oxymoron' in it and I'll give you a fish...
Anyway, here's some real oxymorons for you, morons...
airline food
business ethics
Christian Scientists
corporate conscience
good grief
idiot savant
unbiased opinion
war games
anticipated serendipity
I could go on, but I'm feeling rather 'acutely apathetic', so I'll stop.
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Mar 25th, 2005 04:32 AM |
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fruits
Regenbogenfarben
Gender: Male Location: Ragin Against the Machine |
friendly fire.
honest lawyer
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Mar 25th, 2005 04:34 AM |
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DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Gender: Male Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire. |
close range sniper.
kind terrorist.
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Mar 25th, 2005 04:59 AM |
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LanceWindu
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Gender: Unspecified Location: |
Actual Reenactment
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Mar 25th, 2005 06:29 AM |
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Darth Merlin
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Dr. Death. ( my back surgeon )
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Mar 25th, 2005 02:03 PM |
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Imperial_Samura
Anticrust Smurf
Gender: Male Location: Lost in her eyes... |
I'm surprised no body has said it yet so I will...
Military Intelligence.
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