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Spartan005
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Worst James Bond Lines

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Sep 2nd, 2009 12:11 AM

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"DAD" is filled with awkward clunkers. Jinx's line, "I think I got the ... THRUST of it" surely has to go down as the worst pun in Bond history.

Come to think of it, Halle Berry has a lot to answer for in terms of her terrible delivery of film puns. Remember the bewilderingly awful "What happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?" line from "X-Men"?

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Halle Berry's scene while being tortured by Zao. Brosnan's rxchange with Zao while being swapped and his "saved by the bell".

DAD is probably the worst written Bond entry.

Sep 16th, 2009 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by steverules_2
Die another day and world is not enough...I gringed

I think all the bond movies have pretty much the same delivery of lines, but QOS didn't even have any lines that i can remember and that is one of the reasons it sucked.

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QOS shits on G.I. Joe.

Sep 17th, 2009 01:46 AM

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QOS shits on G.I. Joe.

Where did that come from?
and any way you are dead wrong GI JOE was like a bond movie but on steroids. I was highly entertained where as with QOS i was bored silly.

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Sep 17th, 2009 02:46 AM

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Sounds like you like your explosions i bet your waiting for "BOOM" the movie from Micheal Bay in 2011.

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Originally posted by darthmaul1
and any way you are dead wrong GI JOE was like a bond movie but on steroids. I was highly entertained where as with QOS i was bored silly.

I take it you loved DAD. QOS shits on Joe in everything which includes acting, visuals, action, music, etc.

Sep 17th, 2009 09:00 PM

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I take it you loved DAD. QOS shits on Joe in everything which includes acting, visuals, action, music, etc.

Yes DAD was a good and IMO QOS was shit, and the action, visuals and music was far better in GI JOE.
I do like action and explosions in a movie, provided it is done correctly
and GI JOE did it great.
Now transformers 2 did not and that movie sucked.

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Whatever. I guess we agree to disagree.

Transformers 2>Joe IMO but they're still in the same ballpark to me. And DAD is in my 5 worst Bond entries ever so.......

Sep 17th, 2009 09:22 PM