I was on my way to the churchwhenIsuddenlyexclaimed, "boobies!", loudly. IthereforedecidedtogotoWally'sreallydarkisolatedhousewhereI'mtoldI'llscrewsomehotgirl, orgirlS? Butlobehold, therewerenogirls!!!! JustWallywithknives, andstuff At Walters House. Itriedtofighthimoffofme, hmm? ButIwasoverpoweredhmm? Anyway. Can't, remember,too, foggy,terrible, buzzing, sounds, sentencefragmentation. And thats Why I now Have Two Penises
I was on my way to the liquor store when R0B asked if I could spare some change, I said sure why not. He then jumped me and took every last dime I had. Is he an idiot? I think so. I decided to give chase and to kick his ass!!!! I finally caught him At Walters House. Walter's mom deicded I had been a very bad boy, so she gave me a spankin. Does anyone else think she's a MILF? R0B said "Can I have one too?" And she said no. So R0B went crying to his own mommy about wanting a spanking, so she gave him one and he cried even more. He cried, wimpered, cooed, wept, and went ape shit. And thats Why I now Have Two Penises.
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I was on my way to the bus heading for the bus-stop, When I saw this huge druggie hiding in a dark corner who looked a bit like Slipknot. Slip approached me and said "You got any cash?" I looked at him, like a cow looks at an oncoming train and exclaimed "HELL NO...not for you!!!!!!!" slip then chased me all the way to Walters house with a huge knife. Once at Walters house I hid in a dark room...it seemed quite and I believed I was safe until I heard footsteps and felt a searing pain in back of my head then it all went black. I woke up and saw my self tied to an operating table and here was a made crazy scientist cleaning his tools. I asked where am I?....Why do I feel, rather manly? The scientist looked at me and said I did some plastic surgery on you so I looked down and saw the additions. And thats why I now have two penises
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I was on my way to the toilet after eating prunes, when, I couldnt hold it any more. One thing led to another and now im naked eating icecream. LanceWindu came up and offered me a shag, but i said hell no, do you think im gay or something ? Some chicks went past and stared at my large, penis for quite a while, i think they were shocked at the size or something!!!! Then they said if i wanted to come shag, theyd meet me At Walters House. Went to Walters House, nobody home. I was like, wtf? Am i at the right place? So i went home and 4 monkeys, a giant panda, 2 ducks, a ballarina, kermit the frog and yoda were naked eating icecream. And thats Why I now Have Two Penises.
I was on my way to the market when Mrs. Bobbet came screaming out of her house with what looked like a frankfurter ; So I said she must have burnt her husband’s breakfast ; No? Her husband came running out screaming HELP HELP!!!! Then a van went by with an advert “Fix It At Walters House“ . Mr. Bobbet tried to snatch away the frankfurter. Whats all the fuss? Is this frankfurter so important ? I then realized what it was and snatched it myself and went to Walter’s House. And thats Why I now Have Two Penises.
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I was on my way to the shops to buy myself an ewok, when, all of a sudden, i was abducted by 3 horny grandmas. Luckily I had eaten beans earlier so my incredible power of flatulation gave me the edge i needed to overwhlem them. My phone rang and it was Yoda, claiming my fart had caused a great disturbance in the force. I declared war on a nearby phonebooth when three men dressed in white coats came to take me away!!! I responded 'I live in the basement, with all the dirty laundry At Walters House'. How was I to know they liked spaghetti? I dropped my pants, did a little dance, and fled to the hills. There i met obi wan kenobi, at least i think that was his name. Maybe i misheard him, and it was actually Bob? He took me on an adventure to a galaxy far,far, far, far, far, far away. I clicked my heels three times and chanted 'theres no place like home'. And thats Why I now Have Two Penises.
I was on my way to the ______ _______ ___ _______, _______, _______. __________ __ ____ ___ _______ ___ ____ ____ _____ _ __ ___ _____ ____ __ ___ _____ _ __, _____ __? ______ __ __, ___ __ _ ___!!!! _ ____ ____ __, _ _____ At Walters House. _ ___ _____ __ ___ __ _ ___, __? _____ _ ____ ___ __? ____. _____, ___,___, __,___, ____, ___, ___ _____. And thats Why I now Have Two Penises.
I was on my way to the grocery store hoping to buy a condom, when all of a sudden a burglar went up and stole a lady's purse. I chased him all around the store and all around the parking lot, through a busy intersection, and then out on the freeway, where I eventually caught him and asked, "Who the f**k are you?" To my surprise, he took off his mask and I saw he was President Bush!!!!! I took him prisoner, and then I dragged his butt to Walter's House. Walter came was out shooting animals with a shotgun, and the President and I asked, "What the f**k are you doing?" Walter replied, "What do you think?" So George Bush spun in a circle and shot his left foot at Wlater's chin and tore Walter's head completely off his body, and then the President grabbed a rabbit and took off intop the forest.
AND THAT'S WHY I HAVE TWO PENISES
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Apr 6th, 2005 11:23 PM
, and a twinky. And thats why I have two penises.
