I'm disappointed because we were going to become legends at our school for a skit we were going to perform at a lip sync competition at school. We have a whole gay theme where we are wearing really really skimpy clothing (I have a g-string going to be sticking above my skin tight denim briefs). We will perform to "It's Raining Men," "What is Love," "Hot Stuff," and "Macho Man." There is dance moves where it resembles us jerking each other off and there is a part where we use an umbrella to go behind while pretending to give each other head. However, our finale was going to be the funniest/grossest thing ever. My roomate was going use an umbrella hide a super-soaker and pump it up in a jerking off manor, while I position myself on my knees with goggles. He was then going to shoot me in the face with milk, while I start slurping it up. However, 3 people in my group voted against it because they were affraid of getting in trouble. I offered to ask the college president first but they didn't want to be known for it even if he said yes.
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Exactly the reaction we wanted. A bunch of "What the f*ck"s mixed with some nervous laughter. The nervous laughter reaction is so freakin funny. We got that when we did the "slavery" part for "America, F*ck Yeah!" in the syncronized swimming contest.
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Greg Oden: The future of the Blazers. The future of the NBA.
well, you succeeded with gettting that kind of reaction with me(except the nervous laughing part)....why don't you explain the "America, F*ck Yeah!" part.....and if you really want to take a load in the face that bad, you can always do gay porn
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