You were easier then your mom after three hits of tequilla.
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Yes, Coffin Puppets, cause though a zombie which is a well known creature type (When it was made it wasn't really..) you're a puny 3/3 for 3BB! Okay, like liberals before you you can spring back up after a healthy dose of defeat. But only by sacrificing two lands, only during your own turn, only if you're in the graveyard, only if you control a swamp, and only if it's on a Tuesday between 12-6:00pm.. Oh, and to top everything off you're a rare, so cheapasses like me won't even put you in thier deck..
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You were the reason Wizards of the Coast stopped printing mercenary cards. The Agent of Shauku is a horrible cards, not only expensive to bring out and use, but with minimal effect and a weak ass exsistance. You're so bad even newbies won't take you, and you can't even be sold to a card shop for that nickel like most lands. I believe you were intended for pretty toilet paper during those long tournament sessions..
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I should make you go last but I'm feeling relativly nice today..
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Not an offical card is you, but you still somehow manage to kickass, well.. in a parrelel dimension maybe. I say this cause considering the crap you're hanging around (IE: The other cards..) you're not going to be getting many +1/+1 counters..
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Some guy won some contest that made you exsist. Clearly WOTC was payed off to produce this card because only one word can justify and describe it's exsistance.. "PWNAG3"..
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What the H?!?! You cost no-thing but are not an artifact but infact a red creature! You're a rare breed indeed (Five to be exact..) but as a kobold you're always a suprise at the table. Course you're not very strong but hey, you get what you pay for..
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Jun 8th, 2005 10:42 PM
Magic the gathering is lame anywayz. 
