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I have a dinner meeting in a fancy upscale gated community tonight...
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough* Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?
any suggestions?
Oct 15th, 2005 04:47 PM
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Re: I have a dinner meeting in a fancy upscale gated community tonight...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough* Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?
any suggestions?
You're Latin?
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Oct 15th, 2005 04:49 PM
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Oct 15th, 2005 04:50 PM
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...dont ask me.
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Oct 15th, 2005 04:50 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by mattador
...dont ask me.
okay driving with a bag over my head might attract attention...
Oct 15th, 2005 04:51 PM
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Re: I have a dinner meeting in a fancy upscale gated community tonight...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough* Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?
any suggestions?
Stay home
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Oct 15th, 2005 04:52 PM
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Are you going with your secretary?!
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Oct 15th, 2005 04:53 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Stay home
lol thats a good idea...but its free food
Oct 15th, 2005 04:53 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by a1hsauce
okay driving with a bag over my head might attract attention...
there you go!
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Oct 15th, 2005 04:54 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Are you going with your secretary?!
no secretary wont be there lol
Oct 15th, 2005 04:54 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough* Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?
any suggestions?
Where black and yellow beads
Oct 15th, 2005 04:56 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by a1hsauce
Si
You. Marry. Me. Now.
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Oct 15th, 2005 04:56 PM
krillinite
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Where black and yellow beads
lol is that some sort of underground thing?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by lil bitchiness
You. Marry. Me. Now.
Thought youd never ask!
Oct 15th, 2005 04:58 PM
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Fantástico.
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Oct 15th, 2005 04:59 PM
krillinite
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Fantástico.
lol ill send out the invitations
Oct 15th, 2005 05:01 PM
k00L kiD
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by a1hsauce
[B]lol is that some sort of underground thing?
I guess so
Oct 15th, 2005 05:05 PM
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Re: I have a dinner meeting in a fancy upscale gated community tonight...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough* Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?
any suggestions?
To avoid getting pulled over eh? Here are a list of suggestions that will only work if you follow all of them:
-Shave your head.
-Put a dead body in the trunk, but have the arm or some sort of limb sticking out of the back.
-Get some bling for you to wear (for the teeth also)
-Have plenty of exposed guns and alcohol clearly visible in the car.
-Instead of letting old women inch across the crosswalk, just run em over. And if your not sure whether they're still alive, back up over them again.
-Have a bumpersticker that's demeaning and insults another ethnicity or cops in general.
-Last step: DRIVE FAST!
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Oct 15th, 2005 05:08 PM
krillinite
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hmmm i dunno....
Oct 15th, 2005 06:03 PM
k00L kiD
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Like I said, wear those beads so you could look like a king
Oct 15th, 2005 06:06 PM
krillinite
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lol i think i might have to pass on that bud
Oct 15th, 2005 06:09 PM
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