~Bun Bun~
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HA! funny.... lol
READ!!!!!!!!! funny
Plastic Surgery Miracles
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's President of the United States."
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Oct 18th, 2005 04:22 AM
~Forever*Alone~
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omg that is so funny!!! and true!!!
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Oct 18th, 2005 04:24 AM
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Leo.M
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Oct 18th, 2005 05:44 AM
olchik
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That was really funny! haha
Oct 18th, 2005 06:52 AM
snehin
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
wheres spelljammer???
no clue
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Oct 18th, 2005 10:04 AM
DanZeke25
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Re: HA! funny.... lol
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bun Bun
READ!!!!!!!!! funny
Plastic Surgery Miracles
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's President of the United States."
lol its pretty good, but not as funny as some say
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Oct 18th, 2005 10:01 PM
NightWriter
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ROFL!
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Oct 18th, 2005 10:02 PM
Scythe
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President Bush is America's president....LET IT GO PEOPLE!! IF HE WAS HATED SO MUCH, WHY WAS HE ELECTED TWICE!! LET IT GO!!!
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Oct 19th, 2005 02:00 AM
krillinite
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lol its funny caus its true....
and If I had that much money and power...Id be elected president TWICE as well!
Oct 19th, 2005 02:02 AM
Scythe
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Someday Scythe....someday....
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Oct 19th, 2005 02:04 AM
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Oct 19th, 2005 02:04 AM
Wonderwomenbabe
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lol that is funny, where do u come up wit this stuff?
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Oct 19th, 2005 02:05 AM
~Bun Bun~
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
President Bush is America's president....LET IT GO PEOPLE!! IF HE WAS HATED SO MUCH, WHY WAS HE ELECTED TWICE!! LET IT GO!!!
Because for all tho's damn republicans and old people!!!!
He's just a guy who really wanted to go to war and he took the whole damn country with him heh oh well he'll be gone soon.
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Oct 19th, 2005 03:57 AM
Leo.M
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
President Bush is America's president....LET IT GO PEOPLE!! IF HE WAS HATED SO MUCH, WHY WAS HE ELECTED TWICE!! LET IT GO!!!
he wasn't elected twice...................... the 1st time some BS happened with the votes
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bun Bun
Because for all tho's damn republicans and old people!!!!
He's just a guy who really wanted to go to war and he took the whole damn country with him heh oh well he'll be gone soon.
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Oct 19th, 2005 04:02 AM
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