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Whats E.T short for?
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Xoni
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I take it you guys DO know what a 'Collie' is right?


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Originally posted by Xoni
Remember that Stephen Speilberg Cassic - ET?

Does anybody actually know what E.T's short for?


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Because he's got little legs rolling on floor laughing

Happy Dance

You're 3/4 retarded if you don't know what ET stands for. I'm sorry, but it's true.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Xoni
I take it you guys DO know what a 'Collie' is right?


Yeah ; it ends with 'flower'


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Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
You're 3/4 retarded if you don't know what ET stands for. I'm sorry, but it's true.


Anybody that doesn't realise its a joke must be COMPLETELY retarded eek!


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Anybody that doesn't realise its a joke must be COMPLETELY retarded eek!

Yeah. I'm sure. Coverups. roll eyes (sarcastic)


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laughing out loud

Be nice guys, Xoni's actually pretty cool. Try to give the new members a chance, hmm?


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Originally posted by Xoni
Are you serious!!! He's short because he's got 'little legs'! laughing out loud

Thats one of my better jokes big grin

OK - So lets try another one.....................
Did you hear about the Irish Dog? smokin'
It tried to have sex with a cabbage............................. smokin'
It thought it was a collie laughing out loud
Happy Dance eek!

Why an Irish dog?
Not that Im asking out of offense or anything, Im just wondering why it had to be Irish to be part of the joke?

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Originally posted by Xirius
Why an Irish dog?
Not that Im asking out of offense or anything, Im just wondering why it had to be Irish to be part of the joke?


As most of you are from the states, you probably don't understand English humour - no fault of your own! I should have thought about this prior to posting.

I will try and explain.

The English are allways making jokes about the Irish and Scottish - as the Irish, especially, are VERY funny people - if you know what i mean wink

The Irish are reknown for doing some very funny and silly things in England, and i can vouch for that myself as i am both Irish and Scottish - as my Father was Irish (from Norhern Ireland), and my mother Scottish, so i don't stand a chance!! eek!

I have also done some VERY stupid things through life - and i'm known at work as the 'Joker' (somebody who is allways making people laugh and doing funny/stupid things).

Anyway, whenever a joke is told in England, it normally involves the Irish - hence the reason for the 'Irish Dog', it wouldn't have really been that funny (not that you guys from over the pond found it funny anyway) if a 'Welsh Dog' was used. It's known as a very funny joke in England.

Irish jokes arn't intended to be offensive in England, and being Irish i also know a lot of other Irish people, some of who are Irish travellers, and they also enjoy the Irish jokes.

Anyway, hope the above explains it a little better for you all smile


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laughing out loud

Be nice guys, Xoni's actually pretty cool. Try to give the new members a chance, hmm?


Arghhhhhhh, you're so kind, thanks Syren, you've got me 'filling up' here laughing out loud

Filling up = crying/sobbing (just in case somebody doesn't understand and flames me for this as well smile )


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Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
only stupid people don't know what E.T stnds for


You don't know what it means do you?


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Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
You're 3/4 retarded if you don't know what ET stands for. I'm sorry, but it's true.


No, you're the "retarded" one. If you weren't retarded you would have read the post where she explained the joke. ET is short because he has little legs. Not the acronym. So, try and actually read the 2 pages before you try to flame an innocent newbie.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Xoni
Remember that Stephen Speilberg Cassic - ET?

Does anybody actually know what E.T's short for?


Scroll Down


























Because he's got little legs rolling on floor laughing

Happy Dance


E.T... Edit Thread. no expression


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No, you're the "retarded" one. If you weren't retarded you would have read the post where she explained the joke. ET is short because he has little legs. Not the acronym. So, try and actually read the 2 pages before you try to flame an innocent newbie.


Thanks Bloigen - you're a Star smile


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No, you're the "retarded" one. If you weren't retarded you would have read the post where she explained the joke. ET is short because he has little legs. Not the acronym. So, try and actually read the 2 pages before you try to flame an innocent newbie.


And that my friends is why he leads the Governance Modification Group.


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I won't even attempt to explain this one, but lets see if you can work it out for yourselves? cool

What do you call a 'Deer' with no eyes? And for those of you that don't know what deers are, they're the animals that pull Sata Clause through the sky on Christmas Eve. Rudolph, hint....hint.



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No eyed deer big grin


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laughing out loud


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And that my friends is why he leads the Governance Modification Group.


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I won't even attempt to explain this one, but lets see if you can work it out for yourselves? cool

What do you call a 'Deer' with no eyes? And for those of you that don't know what deers are, they're the animals that pull Sata Clause through the sky on Christmas Eve. Rudolph, hint....hint.

No eyed deer big grin


What do you call a fish with no eyes?

























Fsh.


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What do you all a Rat with no tale?










































A rubbish story teller. (I made it up on the spot)


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What do you all a Rat with no tale?










































A rubbish story teller. (I made it up on the spot)



Not bad.


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