What if you were Superman and saw Champion Walking towards you? Started by: golem370
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golem370
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What if you were Superman and saw Champion Walking towards you?
Ok your Superman and your 6foot3 and 225pounds and you happen to look down the street and you see these guy walking towards you and the closer he gets the bigger he gets what do you do. Remember Champion is 9foot2 and weights 5,050 pounds and looks like this.
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Nov 3rd, 2005 05:39 PM
HaSon
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Gender: Male Location: Flying the fanboy flag
I call She-Hulk.
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Nov 3rd, 2005 05:41 PM
golem370
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Gender: Male Location: United States
She Hulk and Superman couldn't reach his chest
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Nov 3rd, 2005 05:51 PM
Maestro
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Gender: Unspecified Location: United Kingdom
Ask him if he wants to go and get a coffee.
Nov 3rd, 2005 06:03 PM
DarkCrawler
KABOOOOM!!
Gender: Male Location: Finland
I fly away, train for two weeks, then come back and kick his ass.
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Nov 3rd, 2005 07:29 PM
roughrider
Thunderer
Gender: Male Location: Canada
After opening pleasentries, he asks if he would like to meet his friend Doomsday.
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Nov 3rd, 2005 07:38 PM
aton_ra
Money on my mind
Gender: Unspecified Location: Netherlands
fly into space get the time-gem from wherever it is right now, and age champion to death.
(thanos once explained that the elders can become millions of years old but they are not immortal ,see infinity quest)
Nov 3rd, 2005 08:11 PM
dominic/wolf
the alpha mutant
Gender: Male Location: United States
go feral and turm into my alter ego savage ohh crap did i say that out loud
Nov 6th, 2005 09:13 PM
Ultimate Rage
I AM MADE OF RAGE
Gender: Male Location: united States
i attack his balls with my heat vision and fly away. to the woods
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Nov 6th, 2005 09:23 PM
snoopdogg
Big Pimpin
Gender: Male Location: Long Beach
quote: (post ) Originally posted by RAGE17
i attack his balls with my heat vision and fly away. to the woods
You beat me to it. I was just gonna say that.
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Nov 6th, 2005 09:32 PM
Ultimate Rage
I AM MADE OF RAGE
Gender: Male Location: united States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by snoopdogg
You beat me to it. I was just gonna say that.
but you didnt BHAHAHAHA!!!
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Nov 6th, 2005 09:40 PM
HaSon
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Gender: Male Location: Flying the fanboy flag
quote: (post ) Originally posted by golem370
She Hulk and Superman couldn't reach his chest
She Hulk can jump and Supes can fly. If I were Supes I'd probably just throw her at his head.
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Nov 6th, 2005 10:03 PM
R.O.T. Yahman
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I'd tell him to get a haircut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 6th, 2005 10:15 PM
~The Wickerman~
The Evanghelist
Gender: Male Location: Too Close To Transylvania
quote: (post ) Originally posted by roughrider
After opening pleasentries, he asks if he would like to meet his friend Doomsday.
funniest thing i've read today
~wickerman~
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Nov 7th, 2005 06:37 AM
golem370
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bump
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Jan 27th, 2006 01:58 PM
GalacticStorm
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Ion
I call She-Hulk.
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Jan 27th, 2006 02:51 PM
Doctor-Alvis
Post-Crisis Balki
Gender: Male Location: I'm not giving my name to a machine
I would probably beat him up before he did anything, like everyone else, unsure that he was a criminal at all, and just claim it was because he looked funny if anyone asks.
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a great big penis.
Jan 27th, 2006 03:28 PM
Piedmon
Saiyajin Quaterback
Gender: Male Location: Northwestern United States
Since I'm Superman I'd venture forth a guarded "hello?" If he continued to walk forward menacingly, I'd say, "identify yourself or I'll be forced to action." Then lazer him in the face lots and keep flying away. Just cuz I've got superstrength doesn't mean I need my pretty face messed up.
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Jan 28th, 2006 11:19 AM
grey fox
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Gender: Male Location: Britain
I'd slice his arms and leg's off with surgically precise Heat vision blast's before beating his torso to death........
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Jan 28th, 2006 12:44 PM
Juntai
Divine Vengeance
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Spin in a circle fast and lay him out.
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