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Favorite Spidey Lines

Give your favorite corny Spider-Man lines on this thread! Let's be honest, we love Web-Head's sarcasm, so give the best one liner!

(other lines from villains and such can be put here too!)

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only 1 tht springs to mind without reading is when spider-man rips off some1s jet pack in mid air and says "quick flap your arms flap your arms!"

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the only one i remember so far is when he confronts Rhino.

"Is that a horn on your head or are you just happy to see me?"

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Or when life gives you lemons squirt them in his eye and run like hell

Feb 5th, 2006 09:22 PM

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This one time, when he got hit, he said, "Ugh!"

I thought it was really funny. no expression

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by H. S. 6
This one time, when he got hit, he said, "Ugh!"

I thought it was really funny.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA no expression

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One of my faves when he told Morlun that Stephen Segal wants his ponytail back.

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Originally posted by DBZ MAN
the only one i remember so far is when he confronts Rhino.

"Is that a horn on your head or are you just happy to see me?"

In the game he says
"Is that a rino horn on youre head or are you(Rhino stands up)....justt...happy..to see.... I am so scared I can't even finish my lame joke."
I never stop with that one. It's too funny. laughing

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I know, its absolute crack up! I love where he climbs out of tthe river in USM game:
"Glub" then like a min later: "Did I just say glub?"
Oh, and in the movie:
"that's a nice outfit... did your husband give it to you?"

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Spideys Sister
In the game he says
"Is that a rino horn on youre head or are you(Rhino stands up)....justt...happy..to see.... I am so scared I can't even finish my lame joke."
I never stop with that one. It's too funny.

So hilariouse tht was, to bad the game pretty much sucked.

Another 1
thug "heyyyy check the suit"
thug 2 "he aint no local
thug 1 " shud we charge him a toll?"
thug 3 " yeah and bash him around a little"
Spidey" Nahhhhh i think we shud let him go"
they turn to look at him
Spidey " what dont i get a vote?!"

Also

"Its times like this I appreciate thatI'm almost as agile as i m good looking"

Feb 7th, 2006 07:23 PM

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So hilariouse tht was, to bad the game pretty much sucked.

Another 1
thug "heyyyy check the suit"
thug 2 "he aint no local
thug 1 " shud we charge him a toll?"
thug 3 " yeah and bash him around a little"
Spidey" Nahhhhh i think we shud let him go"
they turn to look at him
Spidey " what dont i get a vote?!"

Also

"Its times like this I appreciate thatI'm almost as agile as i m good looking"

USM BY ALL MEANS DOES NOT SUCK!!!!!!!!

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I don't know what it was, or where it was, but it was one of the most recent comics (maybe FNS 4?).

But he lands in front of a couple on the sidewalk. The guy starts saying, "You...you're--"

But Spidey cuts him off and says, "Yes... I am Batman."

I thought it was funny. laughing

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Originally posted by Spideys Sister
USM BY ALL MEANS DOES NOT SUCK!!!!!!!!

yes in the whole 3 hours it took for me to complete it i had a fantastic time, especialy with the repetative venom missions and the crap web swinging, the only good things bout tht game was the boss's and cut scenes

Feb 7th, 2006 09:37 PM

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I like when Spidey tells GG in the game: "What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!" Yes, I know it was on Chappelle's Show, but that was why it was so funny..

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Spideys Sister
In the game he says
"Is that a rino horn on youre head or are you(Rhino stands up)....justt...happy..to see.... I am so scared I can't even finish my lame joke."
I never stop with that one. It's too funny.

yeah that one was funny sometimes in USM he occasionally says
"If i dont get back to the bugle Jameson will chew my butt off"

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I liked the game, but that's because the web-swinging didn't consist of having to memorize about 90000 button combinations. Story mode was too short though.

From Venom, Lethal Protector:

*spidey drops onto a winshield*
BOO!
Okay, maybe I should leave the scary stuff to Ghost Rider

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I love in the fight with Shocker, Spidey goes:
"HERMANN? I dint know your name was HERMANN? Well, HERMANN..."
He just keeps takin' the piss

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Spider-Man 2

Peter leaps to a building "I'M BACK, I'M BACK"

He falls, hits a car and lands on the road. As he gets up he says "My back... My back".

Trust me. It was funny the first time I saw it.

Also from Spider-man: the game

Spidey to Shocker: "So what's your name? Oh wait. I've got it. (dramatic voice) THE CUSHION"

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by H. S. 6
I don't know what it was, or where it was, but it was one of the most recent comics (maybe FNS 4?).

But he lands in front of a couple on the sidewalk. The guy starts saying, "You...you're--"

But Spidey cuts him off and says, "Yes... I am Batman."

I thought it was funny.

you are not the only one who thinks that it was funny. But it was from Runaways not FNS.

Here a scan:

http://img40.imageshack.us/my.php?image=batman0dh.jpg

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