Luke Cage vs. The Tick, as written by Brian Michael Bendis:
Tick: Villain!!!
Cage: Huh?
Tick: Your a villain, right?!
Cage: What?
Tick: You must be; c'mon tell me!
Cage: Man, what's your problem?
Tick: You must be! All dark-looking people in my city are villains.
Cage: MOTHERF**CKER!! You say that to my face, you f**king blue fairy?!?
Tick: Fairy? Ohhh, you're thinking of my buddy Arthur. No, his costume is more like a bunny rab...
Cage: I'm gonna kick the s**t outta your ass, all the way back to your pissant klansman town, b**ch!!
Tick: That's the spirit! You're angry and destructive now; let me stop your evil ways!!! SPPPOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!
Cage: C********RRRRRR!!!!
What happens next, I don't know...
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"I'm not smart so much as I am not dumb." - Harlan Ellison
I'll tell you what happens next....Luke Cage wakes up a few hours later in a full body cast from the beating he got from the Tick and says "Damn, that mutha-f**ka wasn't f**kin' round, yo!!!"
C'mon....I've seen the Tick fall from like a 40 story building, fall THRU the concrete, get smacked with a subway train as he fell, and then pick himself up and dust himself off...barely feeling what just happened to him. I'd be willing to bet the Tick would mop the floor with the Thing and not break much of a sweat, so Luke Cage isn't going to present much of a challenge for the Tick!!!!
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Last edited by Comicbook_kid on Dec 13th, 2006 at 12:19 AM
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Luke Cage vs THE TICK
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