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fun with drunken Jack

Hey
This was just a quick game I thought of. We all know Jack loves his rum, but we rarely see him wasted. So here is the game: write a scene with someone walking in and finding Jack completely shit-faced. I'll go first and give an example.

Gibbs: Cap'n, we just....?

Jack: (playing with a Mrs. Potato Head) See, Mr. Gibbs? When the hair's just so, it reminds me of Lizzie (starts crying).

Gibbs: Jack, it's just a doll

Jack: I'll fight you, you son of a *****! Saying such things about my girl. (takes a drunken swing, falls down, starts crying again)

Gibbs: Does this mean I'm the captain today?

Jack (suddenly sober): Yes, you can be the captain today.


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HAHHAHAHAH ytour hilarious...*begins to think of a funny scene to add to this thread*


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cool


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thats funny. I would've never thought of jack sparrow crying.


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Well, everyone can add theirs, too. I'll give another. This time with Barbosa.


Barbosa: Captain Jack, the men and me....

Jack: Do you know a pirate song? I'm dying to know a pirate song, because what good is a pirate, if he can't sing a bloody song. "On the good ship, Black Pearl, it's a long way to the candy shop."

Barbosa: Uh, we're going to marroon you.

Jack: Perfect! Plenty of time to come up with a new song. I'll expect to be picked up in a week.

Barbosa: But...

Jack: I SAID A WEEK, DAMN IT!


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hehehe


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lol hilarious! he like to cuss when hes mad, im guessing?


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probably


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yeah, but he doesnt cuss in the movies. he says h*** but thats it


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well, then he has to make up for it when he's drunk


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someone doesnt have to make up not cussing when there sober by cussing when they're drunk!


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exactly there is no other answer for your question


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u no what? get a room! im sry, thats what this really annoying girl at my school always says at totally random moments


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i hate annoying people at school... usually they're annoying when they act perfect... sort of like will...


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no, shes just annoying


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what does she do


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in almost every sentence she goes "You know what?" and says something really stupid and pointless


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oh there's lots of people like that around my school, usually the popular ones...


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yeah, shes a wannbe popular


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...yup


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