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Can I Tick it?

a slightly unusual concept, inspired by the Hulk-"Galactus" thread.
basically you've got to think up ways for The Tick, to beat the following superheroes/villains:

1) Dr. Strange
2) Superman
3) "Classic Juggernaut"
4) Flash
5) Darksied
6) Mr. Fantastic
7) Batman with prep!
8) Wolverine!

each scenario has to be plausible to the extent that you can't start off with a character having suddenly lost all their powers... you may however, cripple them in whatever other fashion you wish big grin

(The Flash is unwell, he's suffering from dizzy spells, so can't move too fast 'cos he keeps bumping into/falling over things before he even accelerates fully or Juggernaut's drunk and doesn't know which way he's going - or he's been transmogrified by the Silversurfer so that half his body is facing backwards, causing Cyttorak's magic to fight against itself... etc etc etc)


Remember, The Tick MUST emerge victorious!

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Strange is horribly drunk has had every bone is his body broken as well as a muscle relaxant to prevent him from speaking properly.


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laughing laughing

You actually did it, I just spat my orange juice all over my screen! laughing

Superman, was washing his face and the soap gave off a green glow, suddenly he realised that Brainac had switched his normal soap with Kryptonite infused soap.

And now he had massaged it into his skin, he staggers out of the house and into an oncoming bus.

He is now has multiple fractures and broken bones and is being slowly poisoned by Kryptonite.

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eek!

Cyttorak falls on Cain


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laughing out loud

more, come on!


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Darksied Omega effect back fires at him.


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Flash is challenged to a foot race by the runner, on the word go Flash blasts off at light speed.

Unknown to Wally, Galactus owned Runner a favour and as Flash reaches the speed of light, casually, paints a tunnel over a brick wall, ala Road runner.

BAM! Flash hits the wall at light speed, reducing his bones to jelly, Flash is now nothing more than a red and yellow glob of skin and blood.

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Flash is struck on the head as he enters the arena and forgets about the SpeedForce.

He procedes to BFR himself in .0355 seonds.


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Reed buries himself in his work . . . literally.

Unfortunately the work is on liquid nitrogen.


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Batman was thinking too much a his brain explodes..POP!


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Wolverine gets lupus.

For those that don't get the joke http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupus_erythematosus


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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Flash is struck on the head as he enters the arena and forgets about the SpeedForce.

He procedes to BFR himself in .0355 seonds.

ooh, that's skirting it pretty close there!
forgetting one's powers is technically not the same thing as losing them I suppose but... no

still funny though.
could possibly be a scenario in which Dare Devil + brick > The Flash big grin

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Re: Can I Tick it?

1) Dr. Strange. Dr. Strange was asleep, having just saved the world from the infinity gauntlet.
2) Superman... while asleep was taken back to krypton... in a vessel that radiated red sunlight... and then dropped off on krypton where he finds the tick.
3) "Classic Juggernaut". Onslaught has just ripped the cytorrak gem out of cains body... its ticks turn!
4) Flash.. Flash is asleep and is beaten in his sleep
5) Darksied... um... nope.
6) Mr. Fantastic... has just seen the avenging son and his wife in bed!. mr. fantastic is so bummed he already killed himself.
7) Batman with prep! The universe collapsed in on itself.
8) Wolverine! All retarded writers were told to leave the room.


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Flash is challenged to a foot race by the runner, on the word go Flash blasts off at light speed.

Unknown to Wally, Galactus owned Runner a favour and as Flash reaches the speed of light, casually, paints a tunnel over a brick wall, ala Road runner.

BAM! Flash hits the wall at light speed, reducing his bones to jelly, Flash is now nothing more than a red and yellow glob of skin and blood.

no outside interference! no

The Tick must win on account of factors unrelated to any third party!

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ooh, that's skirting it pretty close there!
forgetting one's powers is technically not the same thing as losing them I suppose but... no


Fine sad

The impact causes severe anterograde amnesia then.


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no outside interference! no

The Tick must win on account of factors unrelated to any third party!


Boooo!!

Ok then, Flash is out for his morning run but his shoe lace is untied, he trips over at light speed and breaks both his legs, as in broke them both off.

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Dr. Strange was eating and bit his tounge off.


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OK now we start with any comic character right?


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Originally posted by rotiart
1) Dr. Strange. Dr. Strange was asleep, having just saved the world from the infinity gauntlet.
2) Superman... while asleep was taken back to krypton... in a vessel that radiated red sunlight... and then dropped off on krypton where he finds the tick.
3) "Classic Juggernaut". Onslaught has just ripped the cytorrak gem out of cains body... its ticks turn!
4) Flash.. Flash is asleep and is beaten in his sleep
5) Darksied... um... nope.
6) Mr. Fantastic... has just seen the avenging son and his wife in bed!. mr. fantastic is so bummed he already killed himself.

>> 7) Batman with prep! The universe collapsed in on itself.<<

8) Wolverine! All retarded writers were told to leave the room.

:LMAO:

thought it'd be more difficult to think of a way for Batman with prep, to lose than for Darksied to lose (see the OE going wonky and hitting DS instead).

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OK now we start with any comic character right?

as long as it's funny.

















and doesn't include The Silver Surfer or Dr. Doom mad

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