a slightly unusual concept, inspired by the Hulk-"Galactus" thread.
basically you've got to think up ways for The Tick, to beat the following superheroes/villains:
1) Dr. Strange
2) Superman
3) "Classic Juggernaut"
4) Flash
5) Darksied
6) Mr. Fantastic
7) Batman with prep!
8) Wolverine!
each scenario has to be plausible to the extent that you can't start off with a character having suddenly lost all their powers... you may however, cripple them in whatever other fashion you wish
(The Flash is unwell, he's suffering from dizzy spells, so can't move too fast 'cos he keeps bumping into/falling over things before he even accelerates fully or Juggernaut's drunk and doesn't know which way he's going - or he's been transmogrified by the Silversurfer so that half his body is facing backwards, causing Cyttorak's magic to fight against itself... etc etc etc)
You actually did it, I just spat my orange juice all over my screen!
Superman, was washing his face and the soap gave off a green glow, suddenly he realised that Brainac had switched his normal soap with Kryptonite infused soap.
And now he had massaged it into his skin, he staggers out of the house and into an oncoming bus.
He is now has multiple fractures and broken bones and is being slowly poisoned by Kryptonite.
Flash is challenged to a foot race by the runner, on the word go Flash blasts off at light speed.
Unknown to Wally, Galactus owned Runner a favour and as Flash reaches the speed of light, casually, paints a tunnel over a brick wall, ala Road runner.
BAM! Flash hits the wall at light speed, reducing his bones to jelly, Flash is now nothing more than a red and yellow glob of skin and blood.
1) Dr. Strange. Dr. Strange was asleep, having just saved the world from the infinity gauntlet.
2) Superman... while asleep was taken back to krypton... in a vessel that radiated red sunlight... and then dropped off on krypton where he finds the tick.
3) "Classic Juggernaut". Onslaught has just ripped the cytorrak gem out of cains body... its ticks turn!
4) Flash.. Flash is asleep and is beaten in his sleep
5) Darksied... um... nope.
6) Mr. Fantastic... has just seen the avenging son and his wife in bed!. mr. fantastic is so bummed he already killed himself.
7) Batman with prep! The universe collapsed in on itself.
8) Wolverine! All retarded writers were told to leave the room.
__________________ Quotes from Hia8:
"I claimed that the science is sometimes faulty."
"You don't understand. This is fiction. That means none of this stuff really happened."
"There is no writer to purposely ignore a character's natural ability just because it suits the story."
"in some cases because the writer knows that Character A will dominate Character B easily and refuses to allow this to happen for the sake of the story."
Ok then, Flash is out for his morning run but his shoe lace is untied, he trips over at light speed and breaks both his legs, as in broke them both off.
thought it'd be more difficult to think of a way for Batman with prep, to lose than for Darksied to lose (see the OE going wonky and hitting DS instead).