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Terrible things that make you laugh.....

we have all seen or heard something terrible before that has made us laugh. what did you see or hear?


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9/11
























































I kid, I kid....


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Thats not even funny.

I live in NY.

Thousands of people were affected that day, some of my closest friends.

Thats really ****ed up

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i heard a racial joke about half an hour ago. even though i was disgusted, i had to stifle a laugh.


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Thats not even funny.

I live in NY.

Thousands of people were affected that day, some of my closest friends.

Thats really ****ed up

I was refering to the way American's write their dates, 9/11 instead of 11/09.

DUH...


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No, you were trying to get a cheap laugh.

Now you're just trying to cover your ass.

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No, you were trying to get a cheap laugh.

Now you're just trying to cover your ass.


Jesus Christ, of course I'm not trying to cover myself, I was obviously making a world trade centre related joke and it was obviously not for a cheap laugh as no one would find it funny. I just felt it had to be done... I'm controversial like that.


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some of our guests are having a baby shower at my hotel. they are all black. another guest, a white guy, came up and asked me what was going on. when i told him it was a baby shower, he looked over and saw all the black people, and said "whats to celebrate, its just another future convict."

A-hole.


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I've heard some pretty screwed-up things in my time.

I laugh at all of them. Every. Single. One.


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I've heard some pretty screwed-up things in my time.

I laugh at all of them. Every. Single. One.

Did you hear the one about the nail?


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I once laughed at a Jimmy Carr joke. It wasn't terrible because it had terrible content. But, because he's an insufferable cvnt.


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nope, do tell.


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I once laughed at a Jimmy Carr joke. It wasn't terrible because it had terrible content. But, because he's an insufferable cvnt.

Jimmy Carr is actually very funny. His jokes are all one liners but their content is usually extremely funny. He never really crosses the mark, he's never a bigot. He is also extremely quick and witty with heckles.


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I laughed at the don Imus joke about the hoes.


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Jimmy Carr is actually very funny. His jokes are all one liners but their content is usually extremely funny. He never really crosses the mark, he's never a bigot. He is also extremely quick and witty with heckles.


I admit that he's very good at dealing with heckles. One liners however are not to my taste, no matter who delivers them, the smugness of Jimmy Carr just rubs it in a bit for me. Fair play though, each to their own. There are worse comedians out there.


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I admit that he's very good at dealing with heckles. One liners however are not to my taste, no matter who delivers them, the smugness of Jimmy Carr just rubs it in a bit for me. Fair play though, each to their own. There are worse comedians out there.
He's certainly not one of the best comedians but I do think he's pretty good. He's just a bit too scripted for my liking... Not enough improv.


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Jokes about Hitler, which invariably happen in front of my Jewish flatmate.

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Jokes about Hitler, which invariably happen in front of my Jewish flatmate.


Your face. lol pwnt.

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A lot of black jokes are funny. Children getting hurt for being assholes (sadly) bring me amusement, also. Women getting ****ed like whores and treated like shit, also cause me to release the occasional guffaw. Ooh! Toothless Hobos, stupid people, flamboyant gay men and politicians make me laugh, too.


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