Ax3l
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Sad Barkmart Story
Well, Mist was there buying his KY jelly that he was going to need for the night ahead. You see, every wednesday night he goes to an all male bath house and well, he needs it. As he was buying it, he fell victim to a Bull that was running through the sports section. He was gored in the rectum (damn near killed him), Luckily the KY was on hand to get the horn out. But now he needs extensive butt surgery. Please send $4 to me so I can pay for the hooker tonig- I mean, so I can pay for Mists surgery.
REMINDER: KMC is tracking this post and you will be banned if you don't pay.
God is watching you wank.
Kram3r too.
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:43 PM
Röland
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Bark-Mart: Always good BJs, Always!
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:45 PM
Dave_97
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i dont even know what to say to that
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:46 PM
Ax3l
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
Bark-Mart: Always good BJs, Always!
Pink-Eye Special.
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:47 PM
Röland
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Pink-Eye Special.
I heard Bark-Mart gives excellent facials.
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:47 PM
Barker
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Rectum, damn near killed him.
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:49 PM
Ax3l
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:49 PM
Röland
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Its a rumor.
They give GREAT facials.
Do they have any Brown-Eye specials to go along with the Pink-Eye special?
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:50 PM
Ax3l
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
Do they have any Brown-Eye specials to go along with the Pink-Eye special?
No
But I do
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:51 PM
Röland
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Captain Maynard
No
But I do
That sucks.
How much?
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:52 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
That sucks.
How much?
What'chu Got?
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:54 PM
Strangelove
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$3.50
Don't ask how I know that
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:54 PM
Röland
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Captain Maynard
What'chu Got?
Nevermind it looks like Strangelove is a taker.
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:55 PM
Ax3l
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
Nevermind it looks like Strangelove is a taker. Pssst. He's filthy
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:56 PM
Röland
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Pssst. He's filthy
Well I don't want anything going up my ass.
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:57 PM
Ax3l
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
Well I don't want anything going up my ass.
You sure?
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:58 PM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
Well I don't want anything going up my ass.
Irony.
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Jun 5th, 2007 07:59 PM
Strangelove
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Pssst. He's filthy Not what you said that night
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Jun 5th, 2007 08:00 PM
Ax3l
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
Not what you said that night *plays recorded message*
Maynard: You're filthy
Strangelove: I'm the Catcher.
*clicks off tape recorder*
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Jun 5th, 2007 08:03 PM
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