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Sad Barkmart Story

Well, Mist was there buying his KY jelly that he was going to need for the night ahead. You see, every wednesday night he goes to an all male bath house and well, he needs it. As he was buying it, he fell victim to a Bull that was running through the sports section. He was gored in the rectum (damn near killed him), Luckily the KY was on hand to get the horn out. But now he needs extensive butt surgery. Please send $4 to me so I can pay for the hooker tonig- I mean, so I can pay for Mists surgery.

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Bark-Mart: Always good BJs, Always!


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Bark-Mart: Always good BJs, Always!
Pink-Eye Special.


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Pink-Eye Special.


I heard Bark-Mart gives excellent facials.


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Rectum, damn near killed him.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
I heard Bark-Mart gives excellent facials.
Its a rumor.

They give GREAT facials.

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Originally posted by Barker
laughing

Rectum, damn near killed him.


You got that, eh?


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Its a rumor.

They give GREAT facials.


Do they have any Brown-Eye specials to go along with the Pink-Eye special?


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Do they have any Brown-Eye specials to go along with the Pink-Eye special?
No

But I do


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No

But I do


That sucks.

How much?


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That sucks.

How much?


What'chu Got?


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What'chu Got?


Nevermind it looks like Strangelove is a taker.


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Nevermind it looks like Strangelove is a taker.
Pssst. He's filthy


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Pssst. He's filthy


Well I don't want anything going up my ass.


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Well I don't want anything going up my ass.


You sure?


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Well I don't want anything going up my ass.

Irony. confused


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Pssst. He's filthy
Not what you said that night


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Not what you said that night
*plays recorded message*

Maynard:You're filthy
Strangelove:I'm the Catcher.

*clicks off tape recorder*


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You sure?


Yeah man, gotta watch out for my cornhole.

quote: (post)
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Irony. confused


It is? confused


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