Here's the game..
I start out with saying a normal sentence and the person below me will turn it completely around into something disgusting and perverted and will also post a normal sentence below that for the person below them to turn around. This is definately going to be stupid but I am bored so I started it. Half of the crap may not even make sense. You do not have to use every single thing in the sentence above you, just take the general idea and turn it around.
I was kind of inspired by a joke on one of the Blue Collar movies when Jeff Foxworthy was talking about how guys can ALWAYS turn something around to be perverted.
Ex: A woman says "I really need to get my tires rotated!"
The man thinks "I'd like to rotate her tires..."
I shall start.
I really hate looking at the poster on the wall beside me.