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Joshua Graham (Fallout: New Vegas)
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Caesar (born Edward Sallow) has good reason to be scared shit-less out of this guy.
He was already hard to kill during his tenure as the Malpais Legate, as told by soldiers in the New California Republic, so did you really think that covering him in pitch, setting him on fire, and tossing him into the Grand Canyon would kill him?
At least it revived his Christian faith.
It was said that the New Canaanite was baptized twice; first by water, the second by flame.
It was also said that as he torched and tossed into the Divide, that he did not scream on the way down. Caesar then declared his first legate to be in damnatio memoriae, his name never to be spoken again, while at the same time, sending scores of assassins and Frumentarii after him to make sure that he stays dead. But for a guy more crispy than Kabal, Graham has proven to be very hard kill.
It is for this and his talents with his signature .45 pistol (aside from quoting scripture while blowing the heads off of some White Legs), that we respect Joshua Graham. Unless you're playing Hardcore mode, this guy is a freakin' beast for a companion.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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