LatinoStallion
Perfection
Gender: Male Location: Paradise
The Vagina is a Doorway
"Oh Art Thou Holy Vagina
Sacred Mother to thoust which giveth life and sustenance
Open thy lips thy entrance to thy sacred womb
Feel thy pleasure of orgasm and thy pain of birth
Thoust are thy holiest openingin thy cosmos"
-Testiment of Orgy Kalima
-verse 46, the Vagina Chapter
Vaginas are like Doors
Things go Inside them . Penises, fallaces, vibrators, dildos, fingers, tampons, cucumbers, pickles, bananas, sausages, guns, water pumps, tongues, teeth, tomatoes, and broccoli.
Things also come outside of them . Babies, dead feotuses, mucus, secretions, yeast infections, scrolls, blood, hair, dead cells, urine, acid, waste product of all sorts, vegatables and broccoli.
The Vagina is a Doorway, and one of thy most sacred of orfaces (other than the Penis and Anus).
Vageema is the Goddess of Vaginas.
Her power is absolute. She is the protector of vaginas and the bearer of Life. Respect her. Pray to her. For she will guide you.
(|) The Door is Closed
(()) The Door is Open
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Nov 29th, 2007 07:39 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
Roland. Your thoughts?
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One little spark...
Nov 29th, 2007 07:40 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Well, wasn't that special?
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Nov 29th, 2007 07:51 PM
FoxMeister
Tank
Gender: Male Location:
nope, nada, nicht, no, **** no.
Nov 29th, 2007 07:53 PM
McLovin
Restricted
Gender: Male Location: Toys 'R' Us
Account Restricted
I love Virginia and vagina.
Also vagina's in Virginia.
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Last edited by McLovin on Nov 29th, 2007 at 07:57 PM
Nov 29th, 2007 07:53 PM
Bloigen
Restricted
Gender: Male Location:
Account Restricted
.liaf cipe si daerht sihT
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You were adopted.
Nov 29th, 2007 07:56 PM
FoxMeister
Tank
Gender: Male Location:
.puy
Nov 29th, 2007 07:57 PM
LatinoStallion
Perfection
Gender: Male Location: Paradise
The Door is Closed (|)
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Nov 29th, 2007 08:03 PM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
You forgot all about fisting, or in other words "knocking on the door"...
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Nov 29th, 2007 08:13 PM
LatinoStallion
Perfection
Gender: Male Location: Paradise
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
You forgot all about fisting, or in other words "knocking on the door"...
The Door Would Have to be Open for that (())
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Nov 29th, 2007 08:19 PM
BruceSkywalker
The BatLord of the Jedi
Gender: Male Location: The Batcave
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THE TRIAL NEVER ENDS...thanks steve
Nov 29th, 2007 08:36 PM
Mywi
healed ninja.
Gender: Female Location: knitting a harpsichord
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bloigen
.liaf cipe si daerht sihT
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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
Nov 29th, 2007 08:46 PM
LatinoStallion
Perfection
Gender: Male Location: Paradise
Remeber KMC Virgins:
Never Underestimate the Power of Orgasm
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Nov 29th, 2007 11:09 PM
Röland
Masked Vigilante
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Roland. Your thoughts?
My thoughts?
Thread is full of fail.
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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
Nov 29th, 2007 11:15 PM
LatinoStallion
Perfection
Gender: Male Location: Paradise
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
My thoughts?
Thread is full of fail.
When you open your closed mind, the Vagina will be open to you. If you forever remain in your ignorance, you will forever remain a Virgin.
-so speaks ORGASMUS, first prophet of Orgasmism.
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Nov 29th, 2007 11:21 PM
Punkyhermy
like memory in motion
Gender: Unspecified Location:
*has no words*
Nov 29th, 2007 11:23 PM
Röland
Masked Vigilante
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
When you open your closed mind, the Vagina will be open to you. If you forever remain in your ignorance, you will forever remain a Virgin.
-so speaks ORGASMUS, first prophet of Orgasmism.
I'm far from being a virgin.
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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
Nov 29th, 2007 11:28 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
I'm far from a virgin.
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One little spark...
Nov 29th, 2007 11:28 PM
LatinoStallion
Perfection
Gender: Male Location: Paradise
You are both Virgins. In order to lose your virginity, you must open your minds to the Sacred Vagina.
Only then will she grant you the gift of freedom from the lonely bondages of your virgin statuses.
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Nov 29th, 2007 11:29 PM
Röland
Masked Vigilante
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Fixed.
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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
Nov 29th, 2007 11:30 PM
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