KillerMovies - Movies That Matter!

REGISTER HERE TO JOIN IN! - It's easy and it's free!
Home » Community » The Off-Topic Forum » The Vagina is a Doorway

The Vagina is a Doorway
Started by: SpearofDestiny

Forum Jump:
Post New Thread    Post A Reply
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread
LatinoStallion
Perfection

Gender: Male
Location: Paradise

Smile The Vagina is a Doorway

"Oh Art Thou Holy Vagina

Sacred Mother to thoust which giveth life and sustenance

Open thy lips thy entrance to thy sacred womb

Feel thy pleasure of orgasm and thy pain of birth

Thoust are thy holiest openingin thy cosmos"




-Testiment of Orgy Kalima
-verse 46, the Vagina Chapter








Vaginas are like Doors smile





Things go Inside them. Penises, fallaces, vibrators, dildos, fingers, tampons, cucumbers, pickles, bananas, sausages, guns, water pumps, tongues, teeth, tomatoes, and broccoli.


Things also come outside of them. Babies, dead feotuses, mucus, secretions, yeast infections, scrolls, blood, hair, dead cells, urine, acid, waste product of all sorts, vegatables and broccoli.



The Vagina is a Doorway, and one of thy most sacred of orfaces (other than the Penis and Anus).



Vageema is the Goddess of Vaginas.


Her power is absolute. She is the protector of vaginas and the bearer of Life. Respect her. Pray to her. For she will guide you.



(|) The Door is Closed


(()) The Door is Open


__________________

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 07:39 PM
LatinoStallion is currently offline Click here to Send LatinoStallion a Private Message Find more posts by LatinoStallion Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Ax3l
Dream Finder

Gender: Male
Location: Imagination Pavilion

Roland. Your thoughts?


__________________


One little spark...

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 07:40 PM
Ax3l is currently offline Click here to Send Ax3l a Private Message Find more posts by Ax3l Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

Well, wasn't that special?


__________________

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 07:51 PM
Tired-Hiker is currently offline Click here to Send Tired-Hiker a Private Message Find more posts by Tired-Hiker Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
FoxMeister
Tank

Gender: Male
Location:

nope, nada, nicht, no, **** no.

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 07:53 PM
FoxMeister is currently offline Click here to Send FoxMeister a Private Message Find more posts by FoxMeister Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
McLovin
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Toys 'R' Us

Account Restricted

I love Virginia and vagina.

Also vagina's in Virginia.


__________________

Last edited by McLovin on Nov 29th, 2007 at 07:57 PM

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 07:53 PM
McLovin is currently offline Click here to Send McLovin a Private Message Find more posts by McLovin Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Bloigen
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location:

Account Restricted

.liaf cipe si daerht sihT


__________________

[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You were adopted.

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 07:56 PM
Bloigen is currently offline Click here to Send Bloigen a Private Message Find more posts by Bloigen Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
FoxMeister
Tank

Gender: Male
Location:

.puy

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 07:57 PM
FoxMeister is currently offline Click here to Send FoxMeister a Private Message Find more posts by FoxMeister Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
LatinoStallion
Perfection

Gender: Male
Location: Paradise

The Door is Closed (|)


__________________

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 08:03 PM
LatinoStallion is currently offline Click here to Send LatinoStallion a Private Message Find more posts by LatinoStallion Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Scythe
The Goat

Gender: Unspecified
Location: In Her Kitty Arms

You forgot all about fisting, or in other words "knocking on the door"...


__________________

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 08:13 PM
Scythe is currently offline Click here to Send Scythe a Private Message Find more posts by Scythe Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
LatinoStallion
Perfection

Gender: Male
Location: Paradise

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scythe
You forgot all about fisting, or in other words "knocking on the door"...




The Door Would Have to be Open for that (())


__________________

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 08:19 PM
LatinoStallion is currently offline Click here to Send LatinoStallion a Private Message Find more posts by LatinoStallion Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
BruceSkywalker
The BatLord of the Jedi

Gender: Male
Location: The Batcave

laughing out loud laughing


__________________


THE TRIAL NEVER ENDS...thanks steve

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 08:36 PM
BruceSkywalker is currently offline Click here to Send BruceSkywalker a Private Message Find more posts by BruceSkywalker Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bloigen
.liaf cipe si daerht sihT


__________________


You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 08:46 PM
Mywi is currently offline Click here to Send Mywi a Private Message Find more posts by Mywi Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
LatinoStallion
Perfection

Gender: Male
Location: Paradise

Remeber KMC Virgins:



Never Underestimate the Power of Orgasm


__________________

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 11:09 PM
LatinoStallion is currently offline Click here to Send LatinoStallion a Private Message Find more posts by LatinoStallion Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Röland
Masked Vigilante

Gender: Male
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Roland. Your thoughts?


My thoughts?

Thread is full of fail.


__________________


Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 11:15 PM
Röland is currently offline Click here to Send Röland a Private Message Find more posts by Röland Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
LatinoStallion
Perfection

Gender: Male
Location: Paradise

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
My thoughts?

Thread is full of fail.




When you open your closed mind, the Vagina will be open to you. If you forever remain in your ignorance, you will forever remain a Virgin.


-so speaks ORGASMUS, first prophet of Orgasmism.


__________________

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 11:21 PM
LatinoStallion is currently offline Click here to Send LatinoStallion a Private Message Find more posts by LatinoStallion Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Punkyhermy
like memory in motion

Gender: Unspecified
Location:

*has no words*

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 11:23 PM
Punkyhermy is currently offline Click here to Send Punkyhermy a Private Message Find more posts by Punkyhermy Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Röland
Masked Vigilante

Gender: Male
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
When you open your closed mind, the Vagina will be open to you. If you forever remain in your ignorance, you will forever remain a Virgin.


-so speaks ORGASMUS, first prophet of Orgasmism.


I'm far from being a virgin.


__________________


Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 11:28 PM
Röland is currently offline Click here to Send Röland a Private Message Find more posts by Röland Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Ax3l
Dream Finder

Gender: Male
Location: Imagination Pavilion

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
I'm far from a virgin.


__________________


One little spark...

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 11:28 PM
Ax3l is currently offline Click here to Send Ax3l a Private Message Find more posts by Ax3l Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
LatinoStallion
Perfection

Gender: Male
Location: Paradise

You are both Virgins. In order to lose your virginity, you must open your minds to the Sacred Vagina.


Only then will she grant you the gift of freedom from the lonely bondages of your virgin statuses.


__________________

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 11:29 PM
LatinoStallion is currently offline Click here to Send LatinoStallion a Private Message Find more posts by LatinoStallion Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Röland
Masked Vigilante

Gender: Male
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Reverend Axel


Fixed.


__________________


Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.

Old Post Nov 29th, 2007 11:30 PM
Röland is currently offline Click here to Send Röland a Private Message Find more posts by Röland Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
All times are UTC. The time now is 03:04 PM.
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread

Home » Community » The Off-Topic Forum » The Vagina is a Doorway

Email this Page
Subscribe to this Thread
   Post New Thread  Post A Reply

Forum Jump:
Search by user:
 

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is OFF
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON

Text-only version
 

< - KillerMovies.com - Forum Archive - Forum Rules >


© Copyright 2000-2006, KillerMovies.com. All Rights Reserved.
Powered by: vBulletin, copyright ©2000-2006, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.