So I stopped by the store on my way to work to buy an energy drink. I'm at the counter and up pulls some black guy in an Escalade with his system BOOM-BOOM-BOOMING. He enters the store, vehicle still running outside.
In walks a cop and is all "Who left their car running out here!!!"
The guy says "It's mine, is there a problem?"
The cop pulled a dick attitude and was all "You can't leave your car running with the keys in it."
Dude was like "It's my car, why not?"
The cop pulled him outside and gave him a hard time about it.
What a dick.
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Yeah, I'm aware that cities used to have crazy ass laws and stuff. I know a town that if you pronounce it wrong you can get a $150 dollar ticket. There's another if you mow your lawn on Sundays it's a fine. Ect ect. But I mean come on, most of those laws aren't enforced anymore. haha.
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Arizona:
It is also illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.
It is illegal to hunt camels
In some state, can't remember which one, it is illegal for dogs to have sex with cars.
Florida
It is illegal to leave your elephant tied to a parking meter.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging
It is illegal to molest a Key deer
The molestaton of trash cans is banned
It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store
There's more at this website: http://www.dumblaws.com/
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Last edited by Insomniatric on Dec 5th, 2010 at 06:58 PM
Look at it this way, someone could easily drive off with the car then that cop would have to do his job and pursue, when all he wanted to do was down his free coffee and donut.
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