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Kram3r
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Got mugged? Kram3r did.

It was a bit of a Saturday evening when I was with me mate and we were walking back to his place after going to his work party at the North Ryde RSL (Bit of alright; dunt eat the food). Anyway, I got a bit of me ass drunk and we was walking for a bit with these other blokes. Anyway, they're all more drunk than me and my friend is all shits and giggles because the bloke ain't even 18 so he ain't drunk. The blokes are all "MATES LETS TAKE OFF OUR SHIRTS, ****ING HOT OUTSIDE, ****ING GOT ALL THIS ****ING SWEAT ON MY SHIRT". So I'm like "A bit of alright! I'll take off me shirt!!!".

So you have 5 topless blokes walking Parramatta road or some ****ing road screaming out Mother****er at cars and yelling out Harry Potter because that's who my mate looks like. So we're all

and

that and it's a pretty good mother****ing time down in ol' Sydney town. Anyway, the blokes get a lift because they're going to the Bottle O to get some drinks and crash a mate's house so my mate and I keep walking.

About five minutes later some ***** come around the ****ing corner and are all "OI, WHY THE **** YOU SCREAMING FOR 'EY!?" and we're all like "Oh, a bit of sorry mate" and then they're like "PUT YOUR ****ING SHIRTS BACK ON!!! NOW!!!" and we're like "YEAH A BIT OF CALM DOWN MATE, PUTTING 'EM SHIRTS BACK ON!" and then my friend managed to get a bit of a safe distance but the ****ers got me in a mother****ing headlock and then the other ********** is all "GIVE ME YOUR PHONE AND YOUR WALLET!" and I'm like "MATE, CAN I KEEP MY PHOTO ID?" and he's like "**** GIVE US YOUR ****ING PHONE AND WALLET" so I'm all "****, TAKE IT!" and then out of no where

BAM!

Mother****er smashed a beer bottle on me head, just like that. So I get out of it alright and ****ing Lad ***** only got $20 and a phone that's worth half as much. I got a bit of a sore head a 15-20 small cuts due to shrapnel. Other than that, I'm a bit of alright. Cancelled me debit card and got myself another dodgy phone.

Funny thing about it was, that all I could think about was how fat the other **** was, I mean, like Jesus lose some weight or something.

BTW, despite the comical apporach, this actually happened (except for me think about how fat the lad **** was, although he was fat). It was a lot more serious and scary than it's made out to be. Also, for the record, yes, I am a bit of alright.

Dec 16th, 2007 04:20 AM

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Vinny Valentine
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You heard my anger on MSN, and my Fear for your health.

Carry on.

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I kissed it better though so you should be ok now

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It's good that you're a bit of alright mate.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kram3r
It was a bit of a Saturday evening when I was with me mate and we were walking back to his place after going to his work party at the North Ryde RSL (Bit of alright; dunt eat the food). Anyway, I got a bit of me ass drunk and we was walking for a bit with these other blokes. Anyway, they're all more drunk than me and my friend is all shits and giggles because the bloke ain't even 18 so he ain't drunk. The blokes are all "MATES LETS TAKE OFF OUR SHIRTS, ****ING HOT OUTSIDE, ****ING GOT ALL THIS ****ING SWEAT ON MY SHIRT". So I'm like "A bit of alright! I'll take off me shirt!!!".

So you have 5 topless blokes walking Parramatta road or some ****ing road screaming out Mother****er at cars and yelling out Harry Potter because that's who my mate looks like. So we're all and that and it's a pretty good mother****ing time down in ol' Sydney town. Anyway, the blokes get a lift because they're going to the Bottle O to get some drinks and crash a mate's house so my mate and I keep walking.

About five minutes later some ***** come around the ****ing corner and are all "OI, WHY THE **** YOU SCREAMING FOR 'EY!?" and we're all like "Oh, a bit of sorry mate" and then they're like "PUT YOUR ****ING SHIRTS BACK ON!!! NOW!!!" and we're like "YEAH A BIT OF CALM DOWN MATE, PUTTING 'EM SHIRTS BACK ON!" and then my friend managed to get a bit of a safe distance but the ****ers got me in a mother****ing headlock and then the other ********** is all "GIVE ME YOUR PHONE AND YOUR WALLET!" and I'm like "MATE, CAN I KEEP MY PHOTO ID?" and he's like "**** GIVE US YOUR ****ING PHONE AND WALLET" so I'm all "****, TAKE IT!" and then out of no where

BAM!

Mother****er smashed a beer bottle on me head, just like that. So I get out of it alright and ****ing Lad ***** only got $20 and a phone that's worth half as much. I got a bit of a sore head a 15-20 small cuts due to shrapnel. Other than that, I'm a bit of alright. Cancelled me debit card and got myself another dodgy phone.

Funny thing about it was, that all I could think about was how fat the other **** was, I mean, like Jesus lose some weight or something.

BTW, despite the comical apporach, this actually happened (except for me think about how fat the lad **** was, although he was fat). It was a lot more serious and scary than it's made out to be. Also, for the record, yes, I am a bit of alright.

MAN THA HARPOONS.

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Kram3r
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Originally posted by R�land
It's good that you're a bit of alright mate.

Well, all I can say is, after two meat pies I'm glad I didn't shit my pants at that moment.

Or maybe I should of? The smell would have given them a good what for.

Dec 16th, 2007 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I kissed it better though so you should be ok now

Or possibly diseased.

KRAM3R YOU STUPID AUSSIE ****, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO LEAVE MY BED FOR FEAR OF YOUR SAFETY BEFORE.

Glad you're alright babe.

Dec 16th, 2007 04:32 AM

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Mate, cancelled my flight to Sydney, sounds like a bit of Frankston

Dec 16th, 2007 04:32 AM

Kram3r
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Originally posted by silver_tears
Or possibly diseased.

KRAM3R YOU STUPID AUSSIE ****, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO LEAVE MY BED FOR FEAR OF YOUR SAFETY BEFORE.

Glad you're alright babe.

Oooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. KMC cat fight.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIT OF ALRIGHT TO LEAVE IT FOR A BIT OF A DRINK DOWN THE PUB. I'LL NEVER LEAVE ME COVERS AGAIN THOUGH, THAT'S A BIT OF SURE.

WTF? YOU FORGOT TO ADD A BIT OF IN THAT ALRIGHT! HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING BESIDES THE WAY OF MAKING HOT AUSSIE LOVE?

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Originally posted by Outbound
Mate, cancelled my flight to Sydney, sounds like a bit of Frankston

Mate, if you can't handle a Barcadi Breezer bottle to the head you're no good to the ****ing country, 'nuff said.

Dec 16th, 2007 04:38 AM

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Re: Got mugged? Kram3r did.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kram3r
It was a bit of a Saturday evening when I was with me mate and we were walking back to his place after going to his work party at the North Ryde RSL (Bit of alright; dunt eat the food). Anyway, I got a bit of me ass drunk and we was walking for a bit with these other blokes. Anyway, they're all more drunk than me and my friend is all shits and giggles because the bloke ain't even 18 so he ain't drunk. The blokes are all "MATES LETS TAKE OFF OUR SHIRTS, ****ING HOT OUTSIDE, ****ING GOT ALL THIS ****ING SWEAT ON MY SHIRT". So I'm like "A bit of alright! I'll take off me shirt!!!".

So you have 5 topless blokes walking Parramatta road or some ****ing road screaming out Mother****er at cars and yelling out Harry Potter because that's who my mate looks like. So we're all and that and it's a pretty good mother****ing time down in ol' Sydney town. Anyway, the blokes get a lift because they're going to the Bottle O to get some drinks and crash a mate's house so my mate and I keep walking.

About five minutes later some ***** come around the ****ing corner and are all "OI, WHY THE **** YOU SCREAMING FOR 'EY!?" and we're all like "Oh, a bit of sorry mate" and then they're like "PUT YOUR ****ING SHIRTS BACK ON!!! NOW!!!" and we're like "YEAH A BIT OF CALM DOWN MATE, PUTTING 'EM SHIRTS BACK ON!" and then my friend managed to get a bit of a safe distance but the ****ers got me in a mother****ing headlock and then the other ********** is all "GIVE ME YOUR PHONE AND YOUR WALLET!" and I'm like "MATE, CAN I KEEP MY PHOTO ID?" and he's like "**** GIVE US YOUR ****ING PHONE AND WALLET" so I'm all "****, TAKE IT!" and then out of no where

BAM!

Mother****er smashed a beer bottle on me head, just like that. So I get out of it alright and ****ing Lad ***** only got $20 and a phone that's worth half as much. I got a bit of a sore head a 15-20 small cuts due to shrapnel. Other than that, I'm a bit of alright. Cancelled me debit card and got myself another dodgy phone.

Funny thing about it was, that all I could think about was how fat the other **** was, I mean, like Jesus lose some weight or something.

BTW, despite the comical apporach, this actually happened (except for me think about how fat the lad **** was, although he was fat). It was a lot more serious and scary than it's made out to be. Also, for the record, yes, I am a bit of alright.

****...sorry lad... you best be gathering some angry mates & clubs an' revisit that lane for some payback! ****ing bastards...

Dec 16th, 2007 04:40 AM

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Piggle Humsy
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Originally posted by silver_tears
Or possibly diseased.

You're sleeping on the couch tonight *****!

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Dec 16th, 2007 04:46 AM

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That's terrible and stuff. Sorry.

But it's also slightly amusing.

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Kram3r
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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
You're sleeping on the couch tonight *****!

I just noticed a grammatical error in your link.

1.) you need a colon

and

2.) Jefferton: Because it's better than Pigglewood.

Dec 16th, 2007 04:51 AM

Piggle Humsy
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**** that! I hear people in Jefferton get mugged!

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Dec 16th, 2007 04:53 AM

Kram3r
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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
That's terrible and stuff. Sorry.

But it's also slightly sexy.

Edited it appropriately because I totally know you pictured me topless.

Dec 16th, 2007 04:53 AM

Kram3r
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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
**** that! I hear people in Jefferton get mugged!

Criminality = 0%

Beat that for a town with a population higher than your's.

Dec 16th, 2007 04:54 AM

Piggle Humsy
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I pictured you nekked

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Dec 16th, 2007 04:55 AM

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kram3r
It was a bit of a Saturday evening when I was with me mate and we were walking back to his place after going to his work party at the North Ryde RSL (Bit of alright; dunt eat the food). Anyway, I got a bit of me ass drunk and we was walking for a bit with these other blokes. Anyway, they're all more drunk than me and my friend is all shits and giggles because the bloke ain't even 18 so he ain't drunk. The blokes are all "MATES LETS TAKE OFF OUR SHIRTS, ****ING HOT OUTSIDE, ****ING GOT ALL THIS ****ING SWEAT ON MY SHIRT". So I'm like "A bit of alright! I'll take off me shirt!!!".

So you have 5 topless blokes walking Parramatta road or some ****ing road screaming out Mother****er at cars and yelling out Harry Potter because that's who my mate looks like. So we're all and that and it's a pretty good mother****ing time down in ol' Sydney town. Anyway, the blokes get a lift because they're going to the Bottle O to get some drinks and crash a mate's house so my mate and I keep walking.

About five minutes later some ***** come around the ****ing corner and are all "OI, WHY THE **** YOU SCREAMING FOR 'EY!?" and we're all like "Oh, a bit of sorry mate" and then they're like "PUT YOUR ****ING SHIRTS BACK ON!!! NOW!!!" and we're like "YEAH A BIT OF CALM DOWN MATE, PUTTING 'EM SHIRTS BACK ON!" and then my friend managed to get a bit of a safe distance but the ****ers got me in a mother****ing headlock and then the other ********** is all "GIVE ME YOUR PHONE AND YOUR WALLET!" and I'm like "MATE, CAN I KEEP MY PHOTO ID?" and he's like "**** GIVE US YOUR ****ING PHONE AND WALLET" so I'm all "****, TAKE IT!" and then out of no where

BAM!

Mother****er smashed a beer bottle on me head, just like that. So I get out of it alright and ****ing Lad ***** only got $20 and a phone that's worth half as much. I got a bit of a sore head a 15-20 small cuts due to shrapnel. Other than that, I'm a bit of alright. Cancelled me debit card and got myself another dodgy phone.

Funny thing about it was, that all I could think about was how fat the other **** was, I mean, like Jesus lose some weight or something.

BTW, despite the comical apporach, this actually happened (except for me think about how fat the lad **** was, although he was fat). It was a lot more serious and scary than it's made out to be. Also, for the record, yes, I am a bit of alright.