ok so there is this girl on the opposing team who was like the leading scorer/pwnt of the county. etc. and our girls didn't let her score at all during the first half she comes out the 2nd half and starts sinking shots left and right, she gets all cocky and starts holding her hand up after she makes it. she shoots another 3 and misses it and all the guys, who are dressed up looking like complete jackasses, are like "OOOOOHHHHHH *HOLDING OUR HANDS UP*" and she is all like "srug" but then misses the next shot she takes and we do it again well she never made another shot and around 2 mins left she goes to shoot a three to tie the game, misses it, we all do the "ohhhhhhh" thing and she starts bawling just stops and starts crying, doesn't even run down to defend and the ref is all "you okay?" and this guy behind me named Jeff is all like "Cry me a river" but sang it like Timberlake and she just sits down and crys more. we all f*cking lost it. then the principal comes over and is like "You guys all get the hell out of here!" one girl walks over and is all "You guys aint funneh!" our team were all like "lawlz." we all got kicked out but then the next home game we dressed up anyway.
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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
if you miss a shot, deal with it. play some damn defense.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I just made up in my head what I thought you wrote, something like 'Ok so there was a Barker and a Kram3r and they haermmed and played pokemon and Kram3r was all 'touch my pidgey' and Barker was all 'lolz, I have Pidgeoto'. etc
yeah? well hows this.....****ING KRAM3R SUCKED MY **** LAST NIGHT BUT THE ****ER DRAGGED HIS TEETH. I ***** SLAPPED HIS HINEY AND PWNED HIM ~HAERMM~ STYLE.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.