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Batman vs Superman vs WW & friends: dance-off

The Quintessence order that a dance-off be performed to determine the DCU earth's greatest hero. The contestants are:

Superman
Batman
Wonder Woman
Flash
Green Lantern (Hal)
Aquaman
Martian Manhunter

Each hero gets 1 minute to bust his/her best moves on the dance floor of a major NY club in front of hundreds of clubbers (nobody else on the dance floor) with a top international DJ providing the beat.

No prep or training - they are thrown straight into it. Earth will be destroyed if they do not put in their best possible effort.

Who wins? Who embarrasses themself completely? And before you say it, no "Batdance FTW".

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Wonder Woman jiggling to my humps gives them an insta-win


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well aquaman is gay so he's gotta be the best male dancer

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WW or The Flash.


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nah Flash would be too much of a blur - speed is ot gonna win this

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How well can Batman dance with that pole up his a$$


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How well can Batman dance with that pole up his a$$


I'm not sure. This isn't really a pole dancing competition.

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Martian Manhunter. Imagine the dance moves that an amorphous shape shifter could pull off.


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Batman win. Martial Artist specialist, + he have style. And coolness factor enter the game too.

Batman ownz them. And make out WW for the win.


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Batman win. Martial Artist specialist, + he have style. And coolness factor enter the game too.

Batman ownz them. And make out WW for the win.


Good point. Batman has to play the sexy playboy billionaire. I'm sure that involves a bit of dancing.


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I can just see Batman standing in the middle of the room doing the runningman, or that thing where the fingers go across the eyes...


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MM would be pretty cool... although Hal could make like disco lights and a dj with ring or something ^_^


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John Stewart serves all of them


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batman when you think about it as bruce wayne he probably has the most dancing experience (as his secret identity is a party boy

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Superman looks like he has some moves. The Kryptonian Crawl!
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Batman actually is a really good dancer. So is Hal:

Bruce goes dancing all the time in his billionare playboy routine. He has to. And Hal used to take Carol out dancing like, once an issue. He still goes dancing pretty often. I see him doing a mean samba or tango. Batman probably has more of like straight up ballroom skills.

Clark, in my imagination, cannot dance: Louis probably can, but Clark going up always had trouble with girls and I imagine he's not all that self-confident on the dance floor.

I've never seen Wally dance. I imagine Bart could probably dance pretty well though.

Noted comics blogger, Scipio, has this to say about the Martian Manhunter's dancing skills: In a post titled

"I'm not saying he's gay, exactly...

... but, have you ever seen the Martian Manhunter dance?

Okay, you straight people may have never seen this sort of thing, but J'onn's what we call a 'dervish', one of those guys whose idea of dancing is twirling around in one place on the dance floor. Not one cool little Jackson 5 turnaround in the midst of other dancing. No, no. We're talking spinning; Stevie Nicks, Tonya Harding, Tasmanian Devil kind of stuff."

Observe:

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No, really. The god-like Manhunter with a million powers, often decides that twirling is the best response to his problems.

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And in this last one: "sound effect, or editor's note? You decide."


So, in conclusion, Aquaman wins. Dancing is part of the training for Atlantean noblemen. Didn't you know that?

With this thanks to Scipio at the Absorbascon (http://absorbascon.blogspot.com) for the jokes I quoted.

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Originally posted by Badabing
Superman looks like he has some moves. The Kryptonian Crawl!
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"Yah! Yah! Yah!"???? Krypton Crawl???? God PC Superman was a tool sometimes. Did DC enjoy making their flagship character look like a complete dick?

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ww + lapdance = pwnage.


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