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The GLA vs PC Darkseid
The GLA had been doing nothing for the past six months except playing World of Warcraft. Deadpool finds them,
Deadpool: Guys, it's been five months!
Mr. Immortal: Six months.
Deadpool: The point is, we haven't fought a single villain since last christmas!
Doorman: What about that one guy that...
Deadpool: The guy that stole my ice cream doesn't count! Now, I've been having a chat with Frank Millar and he has allowed us to guest star in the new Ultimates 4 he's working on.
Flatman: Hey, that's great, only, how do we get there?
Deadpool: DeMarr can take us.
Doorman: You want to get to an alternate Earth by room jumping? Ok.
So, they pack their bags and after months, they find themselves on a strange planet.
Squirrel Girl: Sure doesn't look like the Ultmate universe.
Doorman: What? Come on, look, there's the Triskelion over there!
Big Bertha: That's not the Triskelion. I should know, I Tony Stark once took me on a tour.
Doorman: And look, it's a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.
Deadpool: That's a parademon! You moron, I told you to turn left at Broadway!
Mr. Immortal: Don't worry about it! Let's just ask that guy over there.
The guy turns out to be Darkseid.
Mr. Immortal: Hi. We're the Great Lake... ummm, what was it again?
Big Bertha: Avengers!
Squirrel Girl: X-Men!
Flatman: Initiative!
Deadpool: Actually, I was kind of partial to S.W.O.R.D. myself...
Darkseid is pissed and Omega Effects Mr. Immortals ass. Craig gets back up after some time.
Darkseid: Impossible! Nobody has ever survived the full power of my Omega Effect!
Big Bertha: That's it! You're going down!
Squirrel Girl: Quick, Tippy Toe, get help!
So, the GLA:
Mr. Immortal
Squirrel Girl
Doorman
Big Bertha
Flatman
Deadpool
vs
Pre-Crisis Darkseid.
Can the GLA's crew of lame powered individuals triumph?
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Apr 5th, 2008 12:40 PM
Squirrel Girl is like an auto win button. 
