Spiderman goes missing and Stark gives the people below a Spiderman suit that allows them to stick to walls, shoot webbing (auto refills), and a device built into the suit that imitates Spidermans voice. The goal is to prevent Spiderman enemies from knowing he is missing, so the people below is filling in for him (with the suit mentioned above). Who can imitate Spiderman the best for a month?
Contestants...
Wolverine
Captain America
Daredevil
Deadpool
Captain America
Yes, I know, these guys are different in height and size... let's just assume that isn't a factor here. Who does this job the best?
Daredevil is probably the closest to Peter, as he relies on superhuman acrobatics and senses, not to mention he has even spent a huge chunk of his career having the same sense of humour.
Wolverine did a wallcrawling race with Spider Woman, without any gadgets or his claws.
The Punisher (who is not listed here, sadly) has some actual experience with webswinging.
Then there was Kraven, who actually pretended to be Spider-Man and beat Vermin.
Prowler, who pretended to be SM in order to help Peter keep his superhero indentity safe.
I'd also have to go with Daredevil, as he is the closest to Spiderman-lite here. I think the hardest part would be the feats of strength, unless he channels his AvX force.
But, the villains would likely just think Spidey had been weakened or something. I don't think they'd immediately guess it was some one else. Most of them anyway.
Well, okay, Wolverine would be obvious. Visually, their bodies are too different.
Last edited by StyleTime on Jan 3rd, 2022 at 06:16 PM
Spider-Man holds back immensely most of the time (some writers don't consider him to be a true Class 10 to begin with and write him as weaker, but I digress), so that wouldn't raise too much suspicion... also, it's not like anyone in the list can match Parker's strength, so we can't afford to be picky.
Weakened or going easy on them, yes.
Agreed.
The hardest part to replicate would be Peter's retarded sense of humour nobody finds funny anymore - only Daredevil can do that perfectly, seeing how Stan essentially has written him as Peter #2 and some writers re-visited that.
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In this whole plane of existence, there aren't many people who got their asses destroyed by carver, but you just did:
And I wouldn't be myself if I didn't wank Wolverine here, so adding this:
Also, don't forget how - despite the body difference - Wolverine has managed to fool Hand and Hydra into thinking he was several different superheroes. That's... some insane acting skills and resourcefulness
Including (but not limited to) mimicking Captain America's skill or Beast's agility and even his patter, which definitely would be useful here (especially combined with the ability to scale the walls):
Look, I'm not that much of an asshole, I'm not going to challenge it if you don't give me a good reason to...
Wait...
A young guy taking ducklips selfies for his instagram shouldn't have such severe memory problems, you need to eat some nuts.
And I don't mean my nuts (no reason to get on your knees again, I can't get hard again so soon), I meant adding pistachios, peanuts and walnuts to your diet.
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