Lovethemtigers is always posting beautiful screencaps in the Sparrabeth thread, so I thought it might be fun to have her post them here, and then we can narrate what we think is happening (outside of what we know is actually happening...)
So I'll start with this pic, which we've been discussing...
(Just imagine this is what is in the thought bubble over each characters' head)
Jack: They may be small, but they were worth the wait...
Will: What was Geoffrey saying about always being in the left of the shot?
Elizabeth: Jack, normally I wouldn't have a problem with this, but my pissed off fiance is standing right there...
Tia: If I were white and weighed 90 pounds, would you look at me with that smoldering intensity?
Ragetti: Why does Jack always get to feel up the women?
Random Asian Dudes: I'm always amazed at our ability to wear twenty pounds of Asian armor in the Caribbean heat...
Barbossa: Jack, stop pretending to be the Terminator
Jack: I'm not! i just have an....no, dont worry
Liz: Well, Barbossa, tell the monkey to shut up!
(thats was bad:P)
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Sao Feng: Beckett, go away, your ruining my spotlight!
Barbossa: I wanted to be on the left side of the screen!!
Jack: So...it worked...i did make you a eunich!!!
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Liz: So your telling me...barbossa and the monkey have something goin' on?
Jack: Thats exactly it, luv
Barbossa: What are you talkin' about...i wanna know!!! I'm sooo alone, theres no1 here beside me...my problems have all gone, theres no on to deride meeee
Gender: Female Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy
okie dokie...here ya go...let's translate this screencap....
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Barbossa: Why am I always stuck between these two gorgeous creatures......hey, I could be the meat in the sandwich! Wait, is that Jack's chest showing.
Jack: I am trying to keep me mind on the Pirate Brethren but the fact that the hot Pirate lady is only a few short distance away is making it very hard to concentrate...and why is Barboosa always around! You think leaving one more button open can seduce the lovely Lizzy into my cabin next time we are aboard the Pearl....i sure hope Barbossa isn't around for that!
Liz: I just can't stop looking at Jack, he's just so yummy and gorgeous..I think sending him to his death to be eaten by the Kracken made him even more desirable than before, if that is possible.....damn Why is Barbossa always around when I want to be alone with Jack Sparrow, it's really starting to get tiresome! Is it me or is Jack showing his chest a little more...if only I could reach out and touch his lovely chest!
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Gender: Female Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy
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Barbossa: How's my stoic profile look? Do you think they will notice how handsome I am despite the fact that I am once again caught between the two damn gorgeous people in this stupid trilogy! At least I will get a big paycheck when this is all over. I wonder If the Monkey is a bonus, because I've got kind of use to the little fellow glued to my shoulder like a permanent ornament.
Jack: Okay, I'm standing her only a few feet away, yet again, from the gorgeous Pirate Lady..make that Pirate King, thanks to me, and I'm trying very hard not to look her way. Mr. Gibbs will never let me hear the end of it. Maybe I could just take a quick glance. Why do I feel on fire, is she looking at me? That woman can't seem to take her eyes off me. I'd like to get a lot more than my eyes on her! Did I just say that out loud? And bloody hell, Barboosa is still around. Will I ever get to have a moment alone with Lizzy without that mutinous goat around?
Liz: How in the world, seriously, how in the world can one man be so gorgeous? I know, I know, I'm looking at him yet again, But can anyone blame me? Look at him. And guess what, just my luck stupid Ted and Terry made me marry that Whelp when I could be with this sexy pirate. Did they honestly think the women of the world would fall for this. What woman in her right mind would choose to spend her life with boring old Will Turner when she could be with Sexy Gorgeous Captain Jack Sparrow. And why in the heck is Barboosa always in my way!
Gibbs: Jack hold steady, keep looking forward, don't look at that woman. I told you women are nothing but trouble. Look what's happen to you. You let yourself get taken in by the Kracken all for the kiss of that woman. Wait, I wonder if we could somehow get her to kiss Barbossa, maybe we could get rid of him for once and for all. Everyone that woman kisses results in death!
Mr. Cotton: Why am I in this scene?
Mr. Cotton's Parrot: I wish just once that the monkey would look my way. And why don't these two just get over themselves and throw the script to the wind and go off and have hot passionate sex on the beach...before she goes off and does something stupid, like have sex on the beach with that whelpy boy that is now Slimy Git, II.
Jack the Monkey: Is it me or is that woman the hottest thing to ever walk the face of this earth. No wonder every man in this movie has at one time or another been in love with her. Do you think she is looking at me? Do you think the world would go crazy for Monkeybeth?
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Lizzie: How am I supposed to concentrate and look tough when he's got that long, beautiful finger in his luscious mouth? He just looks so hot....I can't do anything but stare at it....*stares*
Jack: Whew, Lizzie is checking me out...*smirk*...I hope I don't have any of my Sailor Spinach in me teeth...
LMAO... you guys, these are hysterical. I loved the bit about the kidney stone. hahahaha.
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Jack: I'm sorry, Lizzie. Your personal hygiene has slipped below acceptable standards. Go see Scarlet for some Orbit and then we'll talk.
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Jack: I thought I told you not to come without 3 pints of rum and a naked blonde.
Gibbs: Lizzie's outfit is just velcro down the back.
Jack: Ahhh....
That Picture, alternate:
Jack: Is it just me, or did Barbossa come back looking 10 years younger... and 10 times hotter?
Gibbs: I'm afraid he's hopelessly in love with a different Jack.
Another alternate:
Jack: I'm sorry... I thought this was Pirates of the Caribbean. Did it turn into Pirates of the Asian Pacific during my absence?
Gibbs: Well, we had a brief stint where we thought it was going to be "Pirates of the Irish Coast", but then the writers realized everyone looked rot in green.
Another alternate:
Jack: Do you think I have time to build one more sandcastle before we leave?
Jack: I cant tell you what i know until i find out what you know...savvy?
Liz: But i cant tell you what i know because i dont know what you know and therefore if we both know different things then its just gonna make things more complicated.
Jack: Fine. What were we talking about again?
Liz: I'm not sure.
Jack: Have I told you that your hat looks like a tea-cozey?